As Long As I Bought The Weed With My Own Money,
No One Will Stop Me From Wearing SunGlasses At Night

Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*

If your girlfriend 💁 comes home from school
and
says “School was fun..”
She is cheating!
My brother 👌 there is nothing ✋ fun about school!
She is
dating 💑 the lecturer.

There is no man who can explain stress than a guy
who impregnated an ugly chick

At my funeral there will be no food, only tissues.
It’s simple, you came to cry my brother..

[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”

Dad : “what son?
–
Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
–
Dad : “yes my son”
–
Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”

“I’m not on Facebook for dating”,
says an ugly girl. As if she has a choice!

My sister stop asking guys what they do
for a living, they will lie, just take them to
bed and count how many round they can
go
1 round – rich guy
2 rounds – doing well in life
3rounds – unemployed
4rounds – broke as hell
Don’t be deceived by there looks

Money doesn’t change People,
It Unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty..

Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔