Touching Your Pockets And Not Feeling Your Phone 😨😱
Shocks More Than Electricity

Imagine after your wedding👰💍
Cameraman say he forget to press record button 🙈🙈🙈😂😂
What will you do

LET ME REPEAT 🔂 THIS ONE 😂
👇
An African 🇿🇦 teacher was sent to China to
teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling.
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He said “Sheng.” A student said: ”Present.”
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He called the second name, “Chu muon”
Another student said ”Present.”
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Suddenly, he sneezed, ”Hatchia” One student seated at the corner stood up
and said, ”Present Sir.”
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He then exclaimed and said: ”Hmmmm..🤔.”
All the students shouted ”Absent.”
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He got confused 😮 and said,”Chai…”
Three students stood up and said:
”Which one of us?”
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The teacher became more confused and he asked: ”What is wrong?” A student stood up and said: ”Sir, i’m not wrong, i’m called Wong.”
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The teacher now laughed, ”Hahahaha 😃😃”..

A girl said ”Present sir.”🙋
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The Teacher Collapsed

I need some advice guys.
.
Recently my gf has been
receiving too many calls during very odd hours of
the night. She has also been coming home very
late saying that she was at a team building
meeting at work..
I called her boss and he said
they’ve not had any such meeting for the past
month. so yesterday when she said she was
going for a team building meeting i followed her
on my motorbike 🏍 after two blocks a guy stopped
his car hugged her and opened his car door for
her 💑🚗.
.
I was watching all that from a distance so
they wouldn’t see me.when they finally drove off i
tried to start my bike to follow them but it
couldn’t start. 😢
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*What could the problem be guys.
The clutch ? Engine? Petrol? Plug? I’m so worried
about my bike

Bare You are not African enough if you never wished
your school to be burnt down..

If you are single, join us, gather here and let’s cry…
Someone might like you and pick you…

He came home from work, tired. He sat down on the sofa and put his feet up. His wife brought him a glass of water. His son gave him a sheet of paper and he read through:

English 17%
Biology 25%
Mathematics 20%
Physics 17%
Chemistry 22%
Economics 12%
Agriculture. 39%
Geography 22%

Suddenly, he lost his temper and started shouting: “What is this? All the time you are on phone and TV! How dare you bring me such marks? How dare you?”

His wife said: “Be patient. Listen….” But he interjected,”Shut up! It’s your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all!”

His Wife said: “Oh,really?”
He shouted: “No one in our family has performed so badly,ever!”

The son said: “Dad, I am sorry I made you angry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. It is your old school report card, dated 27th July, 1980 sir.”

The man became humbled and dumbfounded. Imagine the atmosphere afterwards. Calmness in the air. With a foolish grin on his face,he replied, “Son,you don’t know. Those days food was scarce.” 🤦🏽‍♀
😁😁😂😂🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼

*MORAL OF THE STORY*
James 1:19 “So then, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger.”

She didn’t Just cheat, she also showed him my id picture
and they laughed at me

When you treat your bae right, Then God decides to
bless you with another bae.💆�
•°•°•
Amen!

The year 2019 is almost over and yet you, just there, still single. Waking up alone, eating alone, watching movies alone. And in all, you are forever alone..! ☝

Imagine disliking me and knowing you’ll have to sit back and watch me flourish for the rest your life..! ☝😎
Ouch!! 💔

Have you ever typed a message and thought
“No this English is too Strong for this person And
had to simplify it”..

I just found my cousin’s SIM CARD who
died 4 years ago
I’m thinking of Texting his girlfriend and
say”Guess who’s back.

I can’t laugh 😂��😂😎😂😂😂😂😂 alone please

*See a recent application letter from an applicant.*

P. O. Box 49
Rode
Mount Ayliff
8th June 2018
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the teacher at your school and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead educator.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can’t lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!

Thank you.
Yours faithfully,
Namhla Nono Zibobo

Visitors Act Like They Are Focusing On the TV When You Bring Food

Have You Noticed!??

Ladies and their nonsense behaviours.
I said we should meet in front of restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu ..

Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss.

I hate indiscipline.