The difference between Oo and oO

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your a**hole before prison………………”

A woman was pregnant for 9 months and
gave birth to an angel reading this post

Huwawei P10 – Use Headset For Music
Huwawei P20 – Use Wireless Headset For Music
Huwawei P30 – Music Plays in your mind
Huwawei P50 – The Music Plays you
Huwawei P100 – The artist comes out of the phone to perform live

Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone??
Me: I lost my memory card

If someone in a Taxi decides to look at your Chat
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Just turn On the Front Camera
You will thank Me later

So with a criminal record you can “VOTE”✍🏿 for the government
But you can’t “WORK” for them

Classic Revenge… 😜
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Recently somewhere on the streets, Ofengo met his High School Maths Teacher and he asked for the directions to the nearest FNB Bank.
Ofengo: Take a 310 degree turn, walk for about 184.7 metres (round that up to the nearest tens), you will then see a shop which is perpendicular to your right, make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the Bank at a distance of about the logarithm of square root of 7. :/
Let him feel what you felt as a student!!

Remember when growing up you said “I want to be a pilot” 20 years later the only thing you do related to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

Congratulations Mr. Pilot.

Some people when u send a friend request starting acting lyk celebrity🙄relax i jst need lyks or comment frm u if u cnt do either of them i wll unfriend u

Huawei P30 Take Pictures In Your Dreams And See Them On Your Phone
When You Wake Up

No Women Can Control Me, No Women Can Control Me”….
But Once She Says Go & Lock The Door You Fly Like A Bird

Witchcraft is when you think that your boyfriend is loyal but
reality is girls just don’t want him..!

A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.💛
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2⃣. 💜Yes, everything happens for a reason. But don’t use that as an excuse as to why you make stupid decisions.💜
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3⃣. 💚Life is too precious & too short to sit around regretting lost opportunities

If i got the award for laziest person on earth
I will send someone to pick it up for me…

If you’re lonely and single just remember that
someone in love is getting cheated on.