Yeses:
When I was Younger :•
I’d put my arms in my shirt 👕 and told people I lost my arms 💪
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose❎🚫
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once😔
• Waited behind a door 🚪 to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out 🚶 .
• Faked being asleep, so I couldbe carried to bed🏠
• Used to think that the moon🌚followed our car🚗
• Tried to balance the switch between On/ Off💢.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window 💦 pretending itwas a race 🏁 .
• The only thing i had to takecare of was a school bag 👝 .
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree 🎄 was going to grow in my tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off😜👀.
• Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed😕, Walked out,and then remember😮.
If u really went through this can u drop a”HI”

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Losing a girlfriend or boyfriend it’s nothing
Imagine loosing free facebook some of us will be offline
for the next 5 years

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Fake Friends – Never ask for food🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 🍻🍻🍻..
Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍶🍶🍶 🍩🍩🍩🍺🍺🍺
Fake Friends – Call your parents mr. / Mrs.👫👫👪
Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom👫👫👫👫
Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😞😒😞
Real Friends – Cry with you😭😭😭😭
Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back🎳🎳
Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🔨🔨 🔩🔩
Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..🎆
Real Friends – Could write a book about you📝📝📝📝💾
Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door.. 🐢🐢
Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🐤🐤🐤
Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over😑😑😑
Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”😁😁
Fake Friends – Are around for a while..😒😒
Real Friends – Are for life🙌🙌
Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😒😒
Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it☺☺
Fake Friends – will read this.😒😒
Real Friends- will comment his/her best friend name

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Fake Friends – Never ask for food🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 🍻🍻🍻..
Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍶🍶🍶 🍩🍩🍩🍺🍺🍺
Fake Friends – Call your parents mr. / Mrs.👫👫👪
Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom👫👫👫👫
Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😞😒😞
Real Friends – Cry with you😭😭😭😭
Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back🎳🎳
Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🔨🔨 🔩🔩
Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..🎆
Real Friends – Could write a book about you📝📝📝📝💾
Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door.. 🐢🐢
Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🐤🐤🐤
Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over😑😑😑
Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”😁😁
Fake Friends – Are around for a while..😒😒
Real Friends – Are for life🙌🙌
Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😒😒
Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it☺☺
Fake Friends – will read this.😒😒
Real Friends- will comment his/her best friend name

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The Ability To Control Tears When Food Doesn’t Reach You At A Function/Occasion Is The Highest Level Of Maturity

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I gave my neighbors kid R100 to buy a sack of potato for R90 for me, I said he must keep R10 change for helping. This chap came back eating biscuits and gave me R90 change, he says the sack of potatoes is R95

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Dear sis Dolly,
I’m married for 17 years now. Every time my wife and I
have a misunderstanding she demands transport money
for her 3 brothers who stay in Pretoria to come and
beat me up here in Durban .
After they have beaten me, I must still give them
transport money back to Pretoria.
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Siya.
.
Sis Dolly:
“Dear Siya, I completely sympathize with you. I suggest
you and your wife just move to Pretoria to save costs..

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This Thing Of Sleeping With Phone in Hands,
Now I Bought A House Online

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Ladies just a quick reminder “Men don’t forgive cheating”..!

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Meeting someone new is very stressful
You’ll have to start pretending like you have sense..!

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You should never trust a Man who neither drinks nor smokes…
because what he misses at the bend,
he gains at the roundabout.

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When people are counting they just start from one forgetting that
zero is also a number

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Sitting in class wondering who would die
if one of the lights fell down.

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Coloured People Like Starting Fights Out Of Anything!!😥…I Was In A Taxi Minding My Business

This Guy Looks At Mew And Asks ” Ekse Bra , Why You Quiet? ”

I’m Like ” Dude , I’m Alone…”

He Says ” Ohh … So Now You Wanna Tok ?…I Will Moer You Now Now Sanie …!!”

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