Do African Parents eva come back and apologise 2 yu
if they’ve done you wrong?

Respect people who have gold n silver tooth,
they are the only black ppl that still hv our mineral resources

A Matured Ex Boyfriend Will Always Give You Money
For Your Hair And Nails

I wonder what pastors say when are chased by dogs.

“Amen amen amen”

Bae is not allowed to have a Bestie
What are they Bestering that I cannot Bestify

If women can have inner beauty then
men can also have inner wealth

Sometimes when i look myself at the mirror
i wanna cry because of my ugliness
but when i look at my little brother i smile

Her: wat are you drinking
Me: tea
Her: yoh with this sun
Mr: nope with a cup

When her name is promise but
all she does is give you empty promises

How are you going to know pillow fights
while your boyfriend uses blankets as pillows

My fat neighbor wanted to hang her self now
the whole house has collapsed

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette 🚬, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done.
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Be like drugs 💊💉
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let them die for you..

A man came back from work at
night and heads straight to the
bedroom to make love to his
wife.
.
.
When done, he went straight to
the kitchen to fetch himself a
bottle of cold drink only to find
his wife there looking for
something in the fridge.
.
.
He asked his wife how she
quickly made it to the kitchen
when they’ve just finished
making love.
.
.
His wife shouted: “Haaaaa!!! That
was my twin sister in the
bedroom, she was so tired when
she arrived, I let her sleep in our
room” 😮😮😮
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Alarmed, she ran to her twin
sister and asked her why she
didn’t say something when her
husband was making love to her.
.
.
Twin sister replied and said: “You
know your husband and I are
not in talking terms’. So I didn’t
want to be the one to talk to him
first!😏😏

Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child

Guys we must abuse English the way
White people abuse our Language.
Is Hearing Me Now??

2019 Will Probably The Last Year That Ends With
“Teen” For The Rest Of Our Lives