Bae is not allowed to have a Bestie
What are they Bestering that I cannot Bestify

What I if told you that…

You read the first line wrong?

This thing of the sun coming out at 5am and
liquor stores open is 9am is not fair.😶

Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in

When my crush text

Her: hey are you good??
Me: yes especially in bed

Our Dog Hasn’t Been The Same Since it’s Partner Gave Birth To Black Puppies When They’re Both Brown 😥
And They Are Not Even in One Fence

No One Deserves To Grow Up Without A Drunkard Uncle

Nobody views your WhatsApp status
faster than your Ex

l got angry and sold my
Samsung
phone because it was
charging much
of my airtime and data.
I then went
and bought a China
phone but am
now in a very big
trouble
1. It gets full after 3
minutes of
charging
2. The phone has TV,
Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter,remote control, 6 sim card
etc
3. Text messages can
be written
with a toothpick
4. It has some spelling
mistakes, it
is written NokLa
instead of Nokia
5. When an aeroplane
passes by it
records “one missed
call”.
6. When a big truck
hoots; it
records “charger
connected”
7. When a Chinese man
passes by
you it says “one
Bluetooth device
found”
It seems like my phone
is losing
mind!!!!!
Please, I want to sell
it,do u want
it?’

My neighbour’s Kia Picanto is stuck…..
Anyone with a FILA sneaker, please come and tow it

Some people come into your life JUST to send
you ‘wud’, ‘hud’, ‘wuw’, ‘k’, type of texts!!

My friends, Never ever dare to wish your haters to die. 😂 😂 😂
.
Reason being, “You mighty loose some of your family members”. 💖

Xhosa people if they don’t know full name of something they be like: ah sana they called systematic nton nton. What is nton nton people.