Do You Still Remember Back Then When You Were Stupid AF That When You Found A Boyfriend
You’d Write:
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– lebo 4 Kay
– True Love Never Die
– Die By Mistake
– Mistake By People
– People By Jealous
.
– On Your School Bag???

My parents haven’t apologize
to me for making me ugly

Coca-cola 2L price in South Africa
Pick n Pay – R14.00
Adam’s shop – R18.00
Shell garage – R24.00
Traffic officer – R250.00
Licence department – R3500.00

Just Because You Traveled Abroad and
You Keep Asking Me How’s South Africa ?
Did You Leave South Africa In My Hands?

Nyaope boy can wake from
death just to go sell his coffin

My mom just looked at my son
and said hi “study group”

They will go to a witchdoctor for a love portion
and invite Pastor on the Wedding Day.
Oh I love Africans

Fat girls be like…

He broke my heart..

But I broke his bed.

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Her:Bbe please unlock your phone 4 me📱
Me:Bbe do u still rememmber you once cheated on me

My crush: you look handsome hey
Me: im not just looking handsome
i also don’t have a girlfriend

My neighbours chickens are busy roaming around
in my yard don’t they know next week its Christmas day

Every problem comes with a solution,
if it does not have any solution! Its a woman

Men don’t print Airtime.
If he doesn’t call you, call him. Trust me you won’t die!

The Only Advice I’m Getting From My Friends These Days is 👇
“Dude You Need To Find A Girlfriend”