If you want to see a lady never
forgets just promise her money

Some Girls Never Go Out ✋😥 ..
They Will Bath On Weekends Just To Take Pictures 💯

Whites: I’m broke.

Blacks: Maturity is when December doesn’t excite you anymore.

I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…

You Called Her Ugly Back In High School…
Now You’re In Her Unread Messages

[Depression]
Is when you go through All the filters &
but your pic is still ugly…

When you have a good news but
you don’t know which snake 2 tell first.

If you need the nearest and cheapest guesthouse ask married men💍
they always know these things..

Telling a guy you got a boyfriend won’t make him leave you alone….
Ask for money,, he’ll stop messaging you.

The only problem of being a visitor is
where to hang your underwear.

If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.

Before getting serious with a girl take her to the club and
see how many guys know her… If the bouncer hugs her..
Abort mission….
I repeat… Abort mission

This December it’s not December we usually buy at Woolworths
this one was bought at Chinese shop I am telling you.
Go rata dilo tse di cheap look now

Most women want a man with a job, car and a house
but bona all they bring is another man’s child

DATING A SLIM GUY IT’S AWESOME
.
WHEN UR BORED U INVITE HIM OVER JUST TO COUNT HIS RIBS

Two people who are causing problems in the world/;
A RICH guy
A beautiful woman