I once ran 100 metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was the dog that was chasing me

If I bath at 23:50 🛀 And finish at 00:05 That’s means I have bathed for 2 days ✌?

The way SAPS have poor service you will wait at a police station queue until you forgive the person you Continue Reading..

She asked me: “What do u do for a living?” Then I replied: “I analyse and invest in highly risky Continue Reading..

Stop crushing on people’s boyfriend. Tell your boyfriend to bath well, dress nice and stay away from weed

I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why Continue Reading..

A girl who want flowers must plant them herself. We are not garden boys

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.