The most common cause of stress
nowadays is dealing with idiots
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If 00h00 means 12 oclock then which means
my airtime balance of 00.00 means i have R12 airtime
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In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Africa a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin😂😂
…how old are u?
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In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays My Broda you must be Alright Physically,Emotionally,Mentally ,Kissically,Motorcally and Walletically
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The way I’m soo broke I’m even thinking of going to the Loan shark
and borrow a couple of thousands
then do a protection order against him
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If you stop telling your friends everything that is happening in your life ,
your enemies wouldn’t know so much about you.
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Cheating is old fashioned…
Settle down, support each other,
get money and live a happy life.💞
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If u enjoying this December,
u really know how to force things
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16 December_Home
25 December_Home
26 December_Home
31 December _Home
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Teacher enters class and writes
*Can there be a healthy relationship without money?*
Sarah stood up angrily: So because I asked for 10,000 last night,
you’ve brought it to class…
This girl will kill this teacher.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👨🏽⚕
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On the 1st of april😀😀,
i ran into a barrack shouting thief thief thief…
the soldiers came out gallantly looking for the thief…
so i tld dem april fool😀😀😅…
i will continue the story wen dey discharge mhe frm hospital
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Being dating a tall girl is not a problem,
but when it becomes to kissing lyk
you a drinking water in the shower
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HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS*
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation, wear an oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work,
market or indoors and the chicken will be playing outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely
at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head.
Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside
your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened.
No looking back!
ENJOY AND THANK-ME- LATER
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Welcome to Mzansi where a girl
borrows clothes from her friend to
visit a guy who borrowed a room from his friend.
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Having a twin is cool, the problem starts when you are drunk and find your twin in bed and be like: “Oh I’ve already slept lemme go back to tarven”..
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There are still good ladies out there who won’t cheat
or ask you for money but
their stubbornness will frustrate your life
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