Every beautiful lady have that one handsome guy
that is just a friend but people think they r inlove
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South African boyfriends are like African presidents.
The next one is always worse than the
previous one so stay where you are
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FIrst day when I joined Facebook
I thought people who get more likes are
Rich
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A Problematic Phone Charger Can Reduce Your Life Span 😢 ,
Kill Your Joy 😥 And Deteriorate Your Mental Health 😰
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Can You Trust A Nurse Whose Husband
Makes Coffins ?
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That Fresh Air You Get After Submitting A Tough Assignment 😪 ,
Even if You Wrote Trash
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DRAGON BALLZ Are The Only Cartoons That Taught Me
How To Be Patient ☺😊 ,
i Remember Waiting 2 Months For GOKUU To Kill FREEZER!!…
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Guys I sell liquid rat poison…
you catch the rat then you make it
drink 2 spoons a day until its dead😏
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You took my girlfriend and still send me a friend request,
My bro, do you want to eat my data too?
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December vibes be like:👇
.
Me:”hello babe how are you?”😊
.
Palesa:”eish…I’m fine just that my battery is low,can’t talk now,😒call me back in January neh babe?
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Find your birth month, day and year
and then form a sentence
.
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I raped
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love
.
SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/boyfriend
08- Ronaldo
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Chris Brown
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- the lecturer
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot
.
Select the year of birth…
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998- on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000- but I’m lying
2001- in the grave yard
2002- in the bathroom
2003- always
2004- today
2005- on my birthd
Me: I raped a gorilla in the toilet.
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Dating a guy on social media without seeing each other
is like having a spiritual husband!
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You Need 2 Stop Assuming That Every women
doing better Than You Is having a
“Sugar Daddy!”
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I’ve opened the box of choice assorted biscuits before Christmas.
Now they will be a family meeting for me.
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78% of single girls but you are busy kissing your cousin
in your aunt’s house and telling her
that she is the only one on this planet😂😂
You see your life now Idiot
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A man who knows what he want will never date 2 girls….
He will date atleast 4 to 7 girls😂😂😂
😂🙌Febing at its best…!!!!!!
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