Things i Do The Whole Day: 👇

1. Use My Phone 🔥📱
2. Charge My Phone

DECEMBER is Around The Corner 😠😡 ,
Now I’ll Be Forced To Take A Bath Each And Everyday 😓😏 ..
Because The Plans Just Appear Out Of The Blue

Dating A Guy Who Studied At TUT is An Extreme Sport 😰 ,
Because When He is Angry He Will Go On A Strike And Burn 🔥
Your Entire House/Flat

if Your Mom Doesn’t Complain About You Using Your Phone Too Much ,
Just Know That You Are Adopted 😏 ..
Don’t Argue With Me ✋ , Go Ask Your Father

When church ⛪ needs 1 million 💰 for Pastor’s car 🚗, they call for fund raising.
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_When in the same church 👉⛪ a member needs 1 million 💰 for kidney transplant, they call for prayers

Being Home Alone Is So Great I Just
Closed The Fridge With a Flying Kick

No matter how Angry the Community is, They will never burn the Tarven🍺🍻….they will rather burn the school and the Clinic instead

I really don’t know what this World is turning into…
Just few days ago I laid my hands on you nd
today you are no more Rest in Peace My November Salary

If I Act Rich On Facebook And You Know Me In Real Life
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Please Keep Quiet
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I Can Not Be Poor Online And Offline

To Those People Who Get into Bed And Fall Asleep Sametime … 😕😏

Don’t You Have Thoughts ?

Raise Your Hand If You Also Have That One Chair In Your Room
That’s Always Full Of Clothes

May the FRONT teeth of your enemies be removed
so that you can know them by their smile!!

Matric learners just finished school 2 days back.
They are now giving us advices. Woow