I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button..

The Bible said”a body is the temple of God”
but why do girls don’t want guys to enter the temple of God

During a lesson, gombe yawns extremely wide(Ku ahlamula).
The teacher tries to make a joke, “gombe, don’t swallow me.”
gombe replies, “Don’t worry ma, I don’t eat goat meat.

This December I will be busy visiting my
relative’s all over, so I can save my food for
January

You Ask God To Remove All Fake Things In
Your Life And They Take Your Girlfriend

imagine paying R600 crecher fee and you
hear your kid saying “my name is four
years old”

i Paid My Rent 😥 , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out ✋
Because I’m in The Crib Getting My Money’s Worth

– Limpopo People Are Loosing Their Culture ,
i Saw One Buying A Plane Ticket To Cape Town 😡

What Happened To Flying With A Broom ?

Why Do People Still Listen To 2Pac ? 😒
i Never Liked Him ,
i Think He is Overrated ..
Listening To His Music Gives Me A Headache 😪

Seeing A Couple Passing in Front Of My Home
Makes Me Wanna Release My Dogs ..
Like Why They Didn’t Use Another Street ? 😒

There’s No Need For Them To Advertise Their Relationship Here

Yo Dad , Listen Man I’m Not Ready To Be A Ndod’ .. Y’all Call The Uncles And Tell Them We Not Doing That Shit This Year , That Shit Can Pass Me i Ain’t About That Life” .. Skrr Skrr

Nobody walks faster than someone
who has been given extra change at the shop

Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color

I was sitting at KFC enjoying my hot wings…a
well dressed man, caring a bag, walked in. In
the
mean time a woman walked in saying to the
man… Woman: My husband just died I have no
money to feed my kids…without no hesitation
the man open the bag and gave the woman R50
000 in cash. Me sitting there i was like wow this
guy is truly a good guy. Few seconds later a boy
came in sobbing and crying saying to the guy
Boy: Sir I’m an orphan…can you give me R10M
so that I can start my own business …without
no
hesitation again…the man opened a bag and
wrote a cheque of R10M and gave it to the boy.
Me sitting there I was like F***k it this is my
moment…this man was sent to me …out of
Nowhere I started sobbing and crying deeply I
left my hot wings run to the man kneeled while
gripping him by his trouser and said to him…
Me: Sir I have a wife and 6 children…and im
unemployed…can you give me R20M so that I
can start my own business too…some few
second later I heard people laughing from
outside…and the director said cut…cut…cut
…cut….sorry brother we are shooting a
movie.

A man boarded a taxi going home after a long day at work but before the taxi took off, the Man saw his Wife with another Man entering a Lodge.. ” Furious😠😠, he asked the taxi drive if he could do some extra Money up to R1000 paid in cash!! Nd the taxi drive agreed ” Then the Man took out a picture of his Wife showing it to the Taxi driver nd say.. ” Go in there nd drag her out now, Slap her if you have to😠😠 ” Nd the Taxi driver rushed inside.. After few minutes, the Taxi driver came out with the wrong Woman, Slapping, dragging nd Calling her names… Then the Man started shouting ” You stupid Fool, You’ve got the wrong Woman, Just let her go You idiot 😠😠😠 ” Then the Taxi driver replied ” Just Relax Sir, this one is Mine, just take care of her while i go back to get yours