In 2019 your Ex’s are going to carry your coffin…
we tired of caring meat we didnt eat
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Ladies in 2019 when we inbox you with “Hey”
after looking through our profiles,
please reply with either “potential” or “Friendzone”
let’s not waste each other’s time.
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My wife was searching for her Panties in the house and
she accused the Maid in front of me and the Maid replied
“Aunty I swear I don’t wear Panties,
your Husband is my Witness”.I fainted
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Teacher: “If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven Sir”
Teacher: “No, Listen Carefully. If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven”
Teacher: “Let Me Put It To You Differently. If I Gave You 2 Apples, And Another 2 Apples And Another 2, How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now If I Gave You 2 Cats, And Another 2 Cats And Another 2,How Many Will You Have?”
Pappu: “Seven!!!”
Very Angry Teacher: “Where Do You Get Seven From”
Very Angry Pappu: “Because I Already Have One At Home“
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My female neighbour has a new boyfriend and
from what I heard last night,
his name is either ‘OMG’, ‘Awwww baby’ or ‘**** me hard’!!
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Girl Friend: “My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The SIM Card”
Boy Friend: “I’m Very Happy”
Girl Friend: “Don’t Be Too Happy, If I Get A New Offer, I Will Change The SIM Card“
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Girl To Mom: “Mom I Have Started Loving A Boy”
Mom: “What? How Old Is He? What Does He Do?”
Girl: “He Is 3 Months Old, Happily Kicking In My Stomach“
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A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.
Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.”
Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember? I Am Your Friend On Facebook.“
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Teacher Ask A Question To Santa.
Teacher: “What Is 5 Plus 4?”
Santa: “9”
Teacher: “And What Is 4 Plus 5?”
Santa: “Are You Trying To Fool Me, You’ve Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6.“
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Brothers stop calling your girlfriends with cheap names like honey,chocolate,sweety,sugar…those things cost less . 😀😀😀😀..call them with names like bag of rice,my university fees,petrol…😂😂..let’s value our girlfriends guys….
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Infact MY BAG OF CEMENT I MISS YOU.
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Heineken=R20
Brick=R3
Someone is going to drink 8 rooms in December
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Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church
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Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Me: Babe that’s nothing I’m infertile
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You can’t say you’ve been hurt enough by the age of 25 years,
what do you expect your grandmother to say at the age of 75 years?
stop_that_theory coz you have a lot to deal with
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I love stopping the microwave at 00:01
.
It makes me feel like l turned off the
bomb and saved the world
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keep playing your boyfriend like football ,
let another girl catch him like a goalkeeper ,
you will regret watching the highlight*
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