Being ignored by ur bf/ gf ain’t that bad

Hàve u ever been ignored by ur brain in the exam room ??

I once ran 100 metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was
the dog that was chasing me

Jumping from one relationship to another is a sign to
tell God that you wanted to be a frog

Use the hospital language to describe your relationship⛪🚑
.
Me: we tried all our best but.

Him: its over
Fat girl: i dont care atleast i broke your bed

I may act cool and calm but
deep down I want Christmas clothes

Rainbow has R3000, Refiloe smiles
at him. Calculate how much he is left with?😏
20 Marks!!!

When they can’t afford Makeup Anymore they Upload a Pic
with the Caption *My sick face*
Girls why giving yourselves Pressure..

Pillow fights with bae should end in 2018..
Next year we are using frying pans

If ur girlfriend trust u my brother know that u are ugly.
Because she know u can’t be snatched .
Don’t argue me i over heard it from my ancestors

LUCKY Are Those Who Have Plug Point 🔌
Near Their Beds To Charge Their Phones 😥

That Pain , When You Ask For Your Charger Back And
They Say “What Percent Are You On?”

SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie

Leaving University Res to Home:

1. There are no showers at home😭
2. There is no Free WIFI 😭
3. They’ll wake you up at 7am for no particular reason😭
But You will eat as much as you please… no budget😂
You leave the house and come back to a cooked meal..
Students often get mixed emotions at this time of the year

Guy’s with strong Relationships,
where do you all get the Building Material

My girlfriend is so dramatic,
she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money
after withdrawing at the ATM, Like W