A guy stuck his head into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?” The Barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2hours”.
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut “?
The Barber looked around at the shop and said “About 3hours”.
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?”
The Barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour only”
The guy left.
The Barber turned to a friend and said Nicholas, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut , but then he doesn’t ever come back.
A little while later, Nicholas return to the shop.
The Barber asked, “So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?
Nicholas looked up, with tears in his eyes and said,
“To your wife at home”

You wait for Her more than 3 hours
.
Then She come out wearing A Legging and Vodacom T-shirt
.
Ladies😑

Use Hospital Language To Describe Your Relationship ? 😒

Me : We Tried All We Could

After i Give Advice , i Always End My Sentence With
“i Don’t Know Though” ..
So That You Can Never Say i Ruined Your Life

Why Can’t Trees Give Off Something Useful 😕 ,
Like Wi-Fi ?

How much will it cost me to go from
Hammanskraal to KZN by witchcraft,
using a broom?
I need to visit an old friend of mine urgently

Ladies if you go to your boyfriend’s house nd
find another girl cooking stew,
just find another pot nd cook rice,
it’s called team work 😏

December is time for family.
So if you see your boyfriend with another woman
it could be his cousin or his uncle’s daughter.
Are together Ladies?

Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “

Sometimes I Sleep Under My Bed
And Pretend To Be A Cockroach

Start preparing to Sleep baby girl,
he won’t call you. Tonight he’s entertaining other women,
he’s a womanizer.. That goat can’t change!!

i seriously don’t know why people expect pastors’ kids to be like them.
God only called their fathers.
It wasn’t a conference call…

How can you drink alcohol that has
a higher percentage ?. 😂 😂
.
Especially when compared with
your Mathematics results. 💖

Most of You Write
Congrats because You
don’t know how to write
“Congrajuleshions”

I was at shoprite then there’s this
lady who was staring at me as if she
had never seen someone drinking coke
and putting it back in the fridge

Maths Lit Be Like:
John Is Eating The Cake
Calculate The Taste