World Economic Outlook

One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.

Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.

Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.

Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.

Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.

Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.

The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.

No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.

And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.

Santa Banta Were Fighting After Exam.

Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?”

Santa: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank”

Sir: “So What?”

Santa: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“

Dating an Unemployed girl will stress you to a point
where you’ll even think of opening a Facebook Page
and hire her as an admin 😒

Pirate never won against chiefs
When Zuma was still a president

You just recharged with R5 airtime
and still dialed
*100# to confirm if your airtime is
there
…South African and trust issues

I am suffering from Hypothesis,
Cloroplast and cotyledon.
Please pray for me

Can We Start The Weekend Over Again ?
i Wasn’t Ready

XHOSA Ladies Lack Patience 😒 ,
You’ll Date Her For 10Years And She’ll Suddenly
Start Bringing Up Stories About Marriage 😡 ..
Why Do Y’all Rush ? 😏

– I’m About To Drink WOOLWORTHS WATER 🔥😋 ,
i Can Already Hear My Accent Changing

You guys Lie Too much
.
You said Yesterday it was BlackFriday.
.
N I was the only one wearing All Black

Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor”

Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss”

Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?”

Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?”

Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?”

Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“

Peanut butter can be so violent😒…
it tears the the bread slice when you spread it
and It chokes u to death when you eat it😨

Sipho was not feeling well so he went to see a doctor. After the examination, this conversation ensued:
Dr “I have some bad news for you and you not gonna like it”
Sipho “Ok, whats the bad news?”
Dr “You are dying…”
Sipho “What?!!! So how long have I got to live?”
Dr “10!..”
Sipho “10 What, years, months?”
Dr “9!”
Sipho “What?!!!”
Dr “8!”..

Sir Lesley: owk class, I want to see how creative you are; write a statement and put “Green, pink and yellow” on it
.
Sylvester: all the fruits that are Green, pink and yellow got the Same vitamins
Jabu: mxm, girls from hammanskraal are like chameleons, they got green eyelashes, pink mouth and yellow Neck
Admin : my phone was ringing saying “Green” “Green”, so I went there to Pick it up and say ” yellow!!”
One work for Admin

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”

This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”

The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”

This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?