KoKASI , Your Neighbors Will Burn Some Stuff
While Your Laundry is Still On The Washing Line

it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 ..

I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House 🏡 Chilling On The Couch 😏

BROTHERS AND SISTERS: ✊

Once You Advertise Your Relationship On Social Media ,
You Will Discover That The People Who Are
Waiting For Your Break Up Are More
Than Those Waiting For Christ

– Her : Would You Take A Bullet For Me ? 😥
– Me : Taking Things That Are Not Yours , is Theft Babe 😒😏

– Teacher : What’s Blue And Not Very Heavy ? 😕
– Me : Light Blue

Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?

“I’ll Never Propose To Someone Who is Stubborn✋”
is Very important When You Are Arguing With Your Girlfriend 😌

There is something wrong with my phone.
Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

If you’re going through a tough time right now,
I want you to know that, it’s your turn my friend, go through it!

Am not Accepting any Friend Request again,
the remaining Space is for my future Wife’s Family Members
and Her Village People

You are not black enough if your mother
never told you to reduce your age
in a taxi to avoid paying for you.

That annoying Moment when you get into the
most comfortable position in bed
then you realize you forgot to switch off the💡light…

They will sleep with their bosses to get job promotion then come on social media and brag ‘look at me….God is wonderful…he always do things in a mysterious way!!!’
Nxaaaa stop fooling God sis and the thunder that is gonna strike you is doing press ups in Limpopo

guess by who?

“Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.
Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
Even when playing snooker. You haven’t won until you’ve sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table.

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But I don’t care, as long as I’m still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt , I’m fine!”..

BEFORE MARRIAGE..
Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat on me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart

AFTER MARRIAGE :
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