Welcome to South Africa where
(1). Young girls look forward to putting their signatures on Social Grants than JOB CONTRACTS,
(2). Beer is more important than water,
(3). Arbotion is legal, yet murder is illegal,
(4). Rape and other crime rate is higher than education,
(5). Getting a smart phone is greater than achieving a degree,
(6). Beautiful girls are getting 100+ LIKES on social networks everyday, while the ugly ones are getting DEGREES and getting MARRIED every weekend,
(7). Losing a phone is more painful than losing virginity,
(8). Pizza deliveries are faster than an emergency response

Screenshots don’t scare me shame
I have denied voice notes before

I don’t know what’s wrong with me
but every time a girl calls me “baby”
I send her airtime 😑

Today l used RedBull instead of water
to make my cofee……
After driving on a freeway for 15 minutes
l realises that l left the car at home🏡

My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250

Before l confirm your friend
Request📲 l need:
Certified copy of your ID📂🗒
Proof of resident🌐
And your parent’s payslip

She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00

Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating

*Teacher: what is Jomo Cosmos.?*
*Rainbow: a team that plays so well but has nothing to show for it.*
*Teacher: very good ; so give an example.*
*Rainbow: Kaizer Chiefs is a Jomo Cosmos

Gents before you get Your Bonuses
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Remember they once said “Men are Trash ”

Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite to this sentence: “Children In the dark make mistakes”.
Student: “Mistake in the dark makes Children”
Teacher: get out.

What made you break up with your Ex ?
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Me : She stole ma Charger

Normal price: R150
Black Friday: buy 2 for R299.99
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Wake up people

Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You”
, And Watch How Fast She Texts Back

Guys .. Please Never Get into An Argument With Someone
Who Types Faster Than You✋😥 .. PLEASE! 🙏

– That Hurtful Moment ,
When Young People Start Using Abbreviations
That You Are Not Familiar With