A blind man went to a restaurant.
“Menu sir?” Asked the owner.
“I’m blind. Just bring me one of your dirty
forks.. I will smell it &
order.”
The confused owner got a fork. The blind
man smelt the fork with a deep breath. “Yes,
I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes
and spring vegetables.
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the
blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his
smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where
his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork
over your private part!”, which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him
the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his
nose and says “Oh interesting…, I never
knew Brenda worked here!”
Owner fainted.

Dear Girlfriend
Please take note that on the 30th of November, all relationships are closing due to December shutdown.
The South African Boyfriend Association would like to thank all ladies that took part in dating,
we strongly apologise for any inconvenience.

On Monday, I asked my wife for R200 to go for a drink since it was a holiday. Truly speaking I’m that one guy who doesn’t like bathing.
So my wife said she will give me that 200 but on one condition.
She said go and bath I have already put some warm water in the bath,
I went there and took some Vaseline and did my own things. I didn’t bath, and then rush back to where she was sitting with our kids.
And I said I’m done bathing may you please give me the money so that I can go?
To my surprise they all started laughing at me and one of my kids said *”Lol Dad you didn’t bath because the money is just under the soap”

I Have a Feeling That My Future Wife Needs Airtime

Which Network My Love 😍?

Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions.

If She Asks For R200, Lets Make it R800 Gents,
They Are Our Ladies

Ladies Are Not Different From The Road,
The Bigger The Curves,
The More Problems You Face

Sometimes when am bored I go to my block list to check
how my prisoners are doing.
When in good mood I release one or two

was in a restaurant today n wanted to impress my girlfriend.
.
after looking at the menu I called the waiter n said ” pleases give me two plates of Joarces forgorios.
.
the waiter said ” sorry sir but that’s the name of the restaurant’s owner.”

Imagine someone who doesn’t buy you data,
complaining of late replies and responses.

I don’t know why drunk people love to speak
near other people’s faces.

Sometimes Am Single,
Sometimes Am in a Relationship,
Sometimes Am Searching,
Sometimes It’s Complicated
It depends on who is asking

One wife and one side chick is enough for any responsible man.
No one will give you a medal for sleeping with 10 or more girls.

Dating someone who has a lot of money and cars
doesnt make you rich sis!
A Break-up can drag you right back to Default settings!!!!

Passing

Dear Future wife….
My salary is our salary…..
your salary is yours alone! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sezwana

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.