Follow your heart but take the mind with you.
If they are two-faced, don’t forget God gave you
two hands to slap on their two faces at the same time!
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Boy : where are you going now?
Girl : for suicide..
Boy : then, why so much make-up?
Girl : you idiot.. tomorrow my Photo will come in newspaper
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*Statistical Data*
Different types of phone call duration:
*Boy to Boy* 00:00:59
*Boy to Mom* 00:00:50
*Boy to Dad* 00:00:30
*Boy to Girl* 01:23:59
*Girl to Girl* 05:29:59
*Girl to Boy* Missed call
*Husband to Wife* 00:00:03
*Wife to Husband* 14 Missed Calls
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A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.
Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.”
Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember? I Am Your Friend On Facebook.“
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Today In A Class During Our First Period.
Teacher Entered Our Class And Greet Us.
Then The Teacher Start To Talk.
Teacher : Our Topic For Today Is Photosynthesis.
Class : Okay Sir
Teacher : Matome What Is Photosynthesis?
Matome : Photosynthesis Is Our Topic Of Today.
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Me: Hello Police, help me 50 people are following me
Police: Ok,Calm down,where are you?
Me: On Instagram
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The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone open the door!!
You: Ah:/
The Person: Oh:>
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That moment you got a p*rn video u are putting it in yr father’s dvd while he is at work,boom the electricity goes off nd u are unpluging the dvd carrying it like a laptop the whole
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When you are beautiful on facebook but ugly in real life.
You shld be arrested for misleading the public!!
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I onces blocked my mom’s slap… The next day she was telling all the relatives and her friends that I wanted to kill her!!!
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True happiness is when you sitting next to your landlord in church..whilst you haven’t paid yr rent and the pastor says “Turn around nd tell your neighbour jesus has paid my debts
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Since yestdy I hvn’t been able to go to work cz my neigjbour cheated on his wife and she got angry nd shouted at him that she will also hav sex with all the neighbours
I’m still there waiting for my turn but she has’nt arrived till now,why women liars???
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Get someone who thinks your gorgeous
even when you look like a sack of potatoes.
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When A Black Cat Pass By…
Whites : It Adorable, Isn’t☺…
Black : Umangobe😱😱, In Jesus Name Fire!, Fire!
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Don’t Be Ashamed if You Fart While Urinating,
There is no Rain Without Thunder
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This lesbians Took all Beutiful Girls
And Left us With this Boys
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