A Question Asked To A Student For (5 Marks)

Question: “Why Fire Engine Is Red In Color?”

Answer: “Because Fire Engine Has Ladder.

Ladder Has Steps.

Steps Are A Foot Long, And Is Measured By A Ruler.

A Ruler Can Be A King Or A Queen.

Elizabeth Was The Queen Of England.

Elizbeth Was Also The Name Of A Ship.

Ship Floats On Water.

Water Has Fish.

Fishes Have Fins.

Fins Are People From Finland.

The National Flag Of Finland Is Red.

So Fire Engine Is Red In Color.”

This Is How Engineering Students Write University Exams.

If The First Button In A Shirt Is Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will Be Wrong.”

-Prem Tailor,
Shahdara, Delhi

After An Emotional Hug Girl Said To The Boy,

Girl: “If You Hug Me Once More Like That, I Will Be Yours Forever”

Boy: “Thanks For The Warning“

Everything Happens For A Reason, Except
Removing Your Eyebrows
And Drawing Them Back On, That Has No Reason.

It’s Only In Africa Where Married Couples Only Hug
When There Is Good News In The Family…

After getting our land back, we are going for Ndebele speaking people.
You can’t speak Sepedi and IsiZulu at the same time.
You have to decide which language you want to speak between two of them…

You approach a Girl and she ask you: “Do you have another Girlfriend??”
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My sister you can’t go to a shop to buy clothes while naked..

Gone are the Days when Men used to Ask for Nudes
nowadays Ladies post them daily like a Motivational Quotes.

Apart from: “I love You”; “I miss you”; “I cant live without you”,
Which other joke do you know??

Be a goal digger not a gold digger. Be an independent woman.
Don’t ask for a man to buy you stuff.
Work hard and achieve your dreams.
Know your worth and be worthy

My sisters, labour pains are not that much painful. 😂 😂 😂
.
Especially if you give birth wheras you have a wedding ring on you hand.

The biggest Mistake a woman can ever make is to love
and give the wrong man a child. Just wish it could Stop.

Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you