If you are dating a short guy and he cheats,
put his phone on top of the fridge until he behaves..
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Been single for too long,
I don’t even remember how to spell rilationsheep.
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That moment you’re going with bae to the ATM
and you’re silently praying,
“O Lord let this machine swallow my card”
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I’m One of those who Get Nervous
Before Saying “Short Left” In Taxi.
I Even Practice It 3 Times In My Head
Before Saying It Out Loud.
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A Teacher used to say write an essay about the Day
you will Never Forget,
after she Give you 17/50 As if she was there on that Day.
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iPhone users.
How many ringtones does the iPhone has?
Why the same ringtone all of you?
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You can not love taking pictures like
those sisters and brothers
who attend church at our campuses… Iyooo noo..
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If one girlfriend can make you happy….
.imagine 6 of them.
Too much happiness….
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In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio
.
I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Act Like Am Out
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Dear Boys If You Haven’t Seen Calvin Klein Models
.
Don’t Expect Girls To Look Like Victoria Secret Angels
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Dear Pimples If You’re Going To Live On My Face
.
I Need To See Some Rent🤷
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Being called “My Man” is an achievement.
If you don’t support her you’ll forever be called a ‘boyfriend’…
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Imagine Dating A Guy Who’s Afraid To
Drink Rent Money On Weekend…
•°•
MXM!
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The silence of Orlando pirates supporters is
proudly sponsored by supersport united
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A love bite from a Xhosa girl it feels like
you have been bitten by a Black Mamba…
Iyooo wena very painful..
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Nowadays only few girls are wife materials👰😍….!
But guys of today are trying to
turn water into wine (bitches to wives)
You are not Jesus!!!!
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