Drinking lots of water can help you mind your own business,
You will spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.

Tonight’s proverb
Ladies are like shoes that you buy on jambo sale….you dont know if the owner was wearing with socks or not!!!!!!

Gudu nayiti…..

60% of married women dont love their hubbies!!! They are just happy that they are married….and they are good when it comes to cheating than single ladies who just have boyfriends!!!!

Morning married women!!!!!!!!

Dad: Mbalie, I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa
Mbalie: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick

There is no man who can explain stress than a guy
who impregnated an ugly chick

Wedding night confession
Husband_Sorry I slept with a lot of prostitutes
Wife_I said it!!! your face looks familiar
Husband fainted

Dear Ladies❤}
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You don’t owe anyone a tight
he who can’t swim shall drown and die..

After you’ve been dumped,
that’s when you’ll start thinking
“aker I should have cheated”.

The word “Anniversary” comes from
“Annual” which is a year. so why do you all
love saying “happy 1 or 3 months
anniversary”?

When you take a Pedi girl to KFC
then she chew those chicken bones untill
they become as fine as Washing powder…

I am starting to think that alcohol percentage
of the Russian Bear it is just there to fool us…
That thing issa 101% alcohol…

When satan see that your things are going smooth and well……and he is lazy to punish you. He just give you a xhosa girlfriend😂!!!!

Xhosa girls and satan all same whatsapp group!!!!

If you are going to insult me….you too!!!💃💃💃💃😜😜😜
Mooooooorning

When A Couple Post A Picture :
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-White Girls : Sorry To Say This but This Guy Is My Crush & I Truelly Wannna Date Him Too 🙁 … Sorry
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-Black Girls : My People