When your mom tells every visitor that you’re going to be a
successful Engineer
because you changed the light bulb

Some Girls are like Bag of Weed.
You love Her but you can’t show her to your Parents🚶

She Thinks The Guy Who Broke Her Virginity
Is The same Guy Thats Gone Marry Her 😂😂😂😂😂
should I Tell her Or ???

If your girlfriend don’t get on your nerves
it’s because she’s stressing her other boyfriend out

Brown Bread Is Healthier Than White Bread, Brown Sugar Is Healthier than White Sugar, Should I tell This Yellow Bones Or You’ll tell them???

My sister, don’t let your boyfriend stop you from finding a husband.

How to know that you are Falsely Christian.
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1⃣. You have many years going to church but still struggling with sins (adultery, lies, etc).
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2⃣. You don’t read the whole Bible.
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3⃣. Always talks about the name of the church or leaders more than Jesus Christ.
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4⃣. Thinking and using water, uniform, stickers, pictures etc to protect your car, yourself and house. That’s idolatry!.
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5⃣. Church you attend sings praising songs about the leader of the church.
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6⃣. Always moving from one church to another for miracles.
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7⃣. Thinking that marrying more than one wife is not a sin. it’s actually witchcraft.
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8⃣. No praying and thinking only the church leader can pray for you and make your prayer known to God.
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9⃣. Killing animals as a sacrifice.
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🔟. Thinking 30 minutes or 1 hour is enough on Sabbath. Sabbath is the day of the Lord not yours.

That shame you get when you enter a boutique and
you see your salary boldly written on a pair of shoes.

Older 🍑 taste better….you ama 2000 hoes dont clean and wipe your 🍑 right!!!

Nizofa😂😂😂😂😂😂💃💃💃💃💃💃
Morning ama 2000

Conversation….
Me: Hey girl, how are you?
Her: All good and you?
Me: I’m good, can i ask you something dear….
Her: Go ahead and be free….
Me: Are you still a virgin???
Her: Do you fix broken vagina’s????
Me: Good night🙄😏😞🛌

Some girls yeses😂😂😂….
deep down my heart i just say go to hell with your swimming pool nxaaaa

Dear ladies,We don’t cheat, some people just think
they are in a relationship with us!