Guys help me i dont have money
but i want to buy my girlfriend a car.
What should i do?

That moment when you eat soft porridge with fork and knife
and everyone at Breakfast table stares at you like
you have your intestine out.
Like really,
come on this is 2018 not 2017 things must change

Listen here 👏🏽
Limpompo will always be Limpompo. Stop correcting us.🖐🏽 🤣🤣 if you object we’ll add another mpo!! Limpompompo!!!

Today I was lost inside Mall of Africa
so I fainted so they can take me out of the Mall

JUST FOR FUN.

Type “I am a big” and keep pressing the middle prediction. Let your keyboard form the sentence.

Someone will cheat today because of food..
Please brothers FEED your girlfriends

Except watching Orlando Pirates
or Kaize Chiefs’s game, what
other things you do to waste your
time?

That One ToothBrush All Your Girlfriends Use
When They come for A Sleep Over &
Each One Of Them Think Its Only Her Who Use It

Loool… Day made
I said to ma babe you look so Modric, your body so Pivaric your eyes are so Rakitic. Your smile makes me look Perisic, When I see you my body feels Brozovic. The way you move that Kramaric it’s so Strinic. Babe you are my Dalic and my Lovren for you is so Kovacic. When i’m with you i feel so Subasic, you are my Mandzukic…before I finished she seized my phone & saved my number as Romanticí

I did a lot mistakes in my life but
i swear i will never do a mistake of buying a Redbat jean…

I will go live later guys… Girls make sure you put your make up and those weave coz i am not ready for a man to man show…
Majita you not allowed to join…

My ex girlfriend: Hey have a nice day…
.
.
Me: Don’t tell me what to do..

That moment when your girlfriend have stretch marks………
.there is no need to call her babie,
sweet or any other romantic name.
When calling her just be like ‘my sexy zebra’

how are you sexy zebra’s

This message can’t be viewed because
you are using a cheap cellphone…

*TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!*
I went to a RESTAURANT and couldnt get a table. After seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
“My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see”
Nine women DISAPPEARED!!!! And I got a table

A newly married husband saved
his wife’s number on his mobile
as “MY LIFE”.
After 1 year of marriage he
changed the number to “MY
WIFE”. After 2 years of marriage
he
changed the number to “HOME”.
After 5 years of marriage he
changed the number to “HITLER”.
After 10 years of marriage he
changed the number to “WRONG
NUMBER”.
What name do you think he will
save the wife’s number with
after 15years…….?