if your parents get mad at you for coming home late,
please respect them & come back in the morning.

When bae helps you with your school assignment
and then you get zero (0%)

Employed Beautiful Lady has one☝ Boyfriend.
•°•
Unemployed Pretty Lady has got a team👐 that can challenge Barcelona

What advice’s do you give your Girlfriend?
•°•
Me: “Bae never date married Men,
they don’t get satisfied until they take ARVs”.

ME: Excuse me lady, you look familiar.
HER: Yes you dated me in 2012, I was dark then.

I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…

Real man dont beat a wife/girlfriend. If you are strong enough just hide her makeup staff💋💅🙎💄
My bro thats when you will see and know that ladies can fight back😂😂😂

Definitely world war 3!!!!!!

ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
.
Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop

Let him buy you beer all night then cry and
tell him you want your boyfriend.

*WARNING*

Beware of the airtime these days, they have started making airtime which can kill you when you make a call or when recharging,so please before you recharge your accounts send those digits to me so that I can verify if its original airtime. Please I want to save your life!!. BE WARNED.

Women are so difficult to accomodate.
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want matured men.
At 30, they want successful men.
At 40, they want established men.
At 50 ,they want faithful men.

Men are very simple.
At 18, they want pretty young girls.
At 25, they want pretty young girls.
At 30, they want pretty young girls.
At 40, they want pretty young girls.
At 50, they want pretty young girls.

*Even at 60,* they still want pretty young girls!!

*Gals* are busy complaining that when men have ***x* or *impregnate* them they run away.My question is:-
when u score a *goal* do u remain at the goal post or run *celebrating wildly*😆😆😜😜
😂😂
wisdom will kill me

Ex: Hi bae, I have missed u
Me: Sorry I can’t talk at the graveyard attending a memorial
Ex: OMG sorry, who died
Me: My feelings for u

I paid R1400 for a single night at Protea Hotel and
you expect me not to urinate on the bed??
Stop playing games with me.

I think Snooker is a cool game for men…
It teaches them to focus on many holes using just one stick

After her 4th baby, a girl from limpompo went to see the pastor..
She said “I don’t know why I get pregnant so often, there must be something in the air..?”

“Yes” said the pastor, “your legs..”