Earlier today My Phone was Stolen So I Grab a Mic :”Who ever had Stole My phone Must Return it….. it’s a black Samsung galaxy S8 or else I’ll do what I did in Durban…”😈😡

A moment later a guy appears from no Where and gave me the Phone..and he asked…..and what did you do in Durban?

Me: I bought a New one

Every time I kill a mosquito,
I put it in a chair next to ma bed so that
other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!!!

People who log in to WhatsApp only to monitor people’s last seen are more dangerous than a sword..

I Have 3 Daughters And Both Of Them Are girls,
is God Not Great?

I feel proud when I see my Ex girlfriends getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing well and it can provide wife materials….THANK YOU

Men who give their women ATM CARDS and PIN have a special corner in heaven with airconditioner and free Wi-fi access

Support him until he makes a good living so he can leave you for a girl
he couldn’t get when he was broke…

I remember way back when we used to remove our hats and greet our elders, now days we just remove one earphone to say ‘Hi’

I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone

My future wife thinks she’ll marry a rich guy with a six pack
can you please help me laugh at her

Whites: tooth spoon
Blacks : tiss spoon
Black People mara, I give up on you guys