Beyonce Is The 7th beautiful woman on Earth, Has a net worth $380 million dollars💵, Won Grammies more than 4 times.
👇
She forgave Jay-Z for cheating💔!.
•°•
You with 2 bras and 3 panties👙 you want to give us Tough Time..!!?
Mxm!✋😒

Whites: I just saw my ex

Blacks: Mangithi ntla, nayi lenja

Brown bread is healthier than white bread, brown sugar is healthier than white sugar, should I tell yellow bones or you’ll tell them

White: theres no food at home..
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Black: who can i visit today i am bored??

Mince meat and Wors are the same.
The difference is that condom…

Kahle kahle when are we going to discuss KFC guys. Selling 2 wings and cutting them in half and saying its 4 wings!!!
Really?????😜😜😂😂😂😂😂

Day-light robbery and we need to match about this!!!

I always hate that moment…when i’m just at the door of the church, about to get in and the pastor shouts ‘Pray against the devil that is coming into church right now!!!!!’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The feeling i get like i must go back home

All men who wear shoes size 3 to 7 must also wear
g-string and attend baby showers!!!

Lets not argue on this!!! You know what i mean

I’m done blocking all the beautiful women
If you see this you know what it’s means

We need a brave thief who can go to heaven
and steal the book of sins

Kilms was once robbed by armed robbers, the bag 💼 which he was holding was taken by them. After the robbers had left, he was just laughing while he was on his way back home. Senzo saw him laughing, thinking he was mad. He asked him:
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SENZO: Why are you laughing? What’s funny? 😒
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KILMS: I was robbed by armed robbers 😁
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SENZO: Is that why you are laughing? 😏
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KILMS: Not just that, they took my bag 😅
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SENZO: But that’s not funny bro 😑
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KILMS: I’m laughing because the bag which I was holding is containing fresh “Shit” 💩 of mine which I wanted to go and throw away, so I guess they helped me 😂

Teacher: Class,let us show the
Principal & our
guests how much we’ve Learnt
so far this Year.
Let’s do comparisons…when I say
Small U go..
Small,Smaller,Smallest OK?Let’s
start… Big…?
Class: Big,Bigger,Biggest!
Teacher: Clean…?
Class: Clean,Cleaner,Cleanest..
Teacher: Tall…?
Class: Tall,Taller,Tallest… Teacher:
(beaming with
Pride)…
Very Good!
Class: Very Good,Very
Gooder,Very Goodest!
Teacher: Haiya!
Class: Haiya,Haiya-er,Haiya-est!
Teacher: Stop it now! Class: Stop
it now,Stop it now-
er,Stop it now-est!
Teacher: Oh Please!
Class: Oh Please,Oh Please-er,Oh
Please-est!
Teacher: Look at me!
Class: Look at me,Look at me-
er,Look at me-est!
Teacher: OMG.. Class: OMG,OMG-
er,OMG-est!

Learnership programme

The Taxi Industry(SANTACO)is offering a learnership programme, interested candidates must be high school drop outs,

Outstanding learners will receive a
>quantum
>leather jacket
>sjambok and all star shoes(socks are not allowed)

Purporse of the job

>To transport and insult passengers
>swearing at the public

Requirements
>skilled in spotting potholes
>Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
>Must speak only zulu
>Must own 2unlicensed firearms
>Knowledge of shortcuts
>Can count only if the money comes seat by seat and also count up to 16passengers
>Must also change money,change radio stations,exchange remarks and change lanes at all the time and stop anywhere anytime
>Knowing english
(short left short right &stop sign)
is an advantage

To apply go to your nearest
taxi rank and ask for babu’ Mkhize..

Quote of the day*

*When you die you dont know you are dead…
the pain is felt by others…
This same applies when you are stupid