A man is sitting next to a
woman who’s trying to
Breastfeed her Baby in a Bus.
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The Baby refuses to drink the milk and the Mother warns In order to make baby drink: “If you don’t drink, I shall give it to the Uncle next to Me!”
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The Baby still refuses.
.
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After 20 minutes the woman repeats the “Threat”
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The man clears his Throat and said: “Look Madam, you Better make up your Mind, I was suppose to get off six Bus-Stops Ago!!

I just smoked weed for the first time and
this thing is so weak it has no effect on me.
Nothing has changed cause
I am still sitting on the TV watching the Sofa.

Those Girls who are afraid of killing a Cockroach
but have the heart to abort a baby.
Satan is waiting to rape you my sisters.

A Bottle of milk has a picture of a COW outside.
Meaning it comes from the cow. A bag of braaipack has
a chicken.mara ake sure about that BLACK CAT
outside the Peanut butter bottle

Relationships nowadays:
•°•
Friday: Sexy
Saturday: Sex
Sunday: Ex
Monday: Next!!

Nowadays boys don’t hit & run.
They hit hit hit hit & hit again until ladies run!!

Knowing English does not equate intelligence.
There are hobos in London

Why do women think it’s ok to get home after a long day, greet a man then take off the wig like it’s nothing?
So, this wig is meant for the people on the streets
while your man sees another man at home??

Imagine dating a guy who doesn’t qualify for Airtime advance…. OMG!!

I Have 6 Brothers And Each Brother Has Also 6 Brother
HOW MANY ARE WE ALTOGETHER
A.36
B.42
C.18
D.6
E.12
G.7
95% ARE LIKLY TO FAIL THIS TEST? TRY YOUR

All the guys please close your eyes.
…
So ladies let’s talk.
That sex style where the guy raises your legs up like he’s changing baby diapers. What’s it called???

If a woman asks: “How are you?”
Just reply “I’m fine.”
But if you have money, you can add: “And you?”

You know you are about to be given a punani
when you hear her say ” Go lock the door first”

Gone are those days

Those Girls Who Used To Have A Notebook
Full Of Song Lyrics. .
How’s Your Music Career Going?

There is nothing in this life that lasts
forever.
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People change – Friends become enemies
and lovers become strangers.
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Things go wrong and change – Happiness
becomes sadness and tears, and the sweet
memories become history. Everything
changes…
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But no matter all that life still goes on… So,
cherish every moment you get in life and
enjoy it to the fullest. Appreciate what you
have before it becomes what you had. Be
happy and use every chance you get

Nelson Mandela has changed his
profile picture on the South African money