Nothing raises a man’s blood pressure than
a side chick refusing to take morning after pills

Tall girls only date short guys just to
use their T-shirt as crop tops

I miss those girls that used to cry after breakups.
Girls nowadays just replace you with contestant number two.

Sometimes it’s his ‘Car’
that keeps the relationship going…

Have you noticed that people who are blind cannot see…!?

Money doesn’t change People,
It Unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty..

hat awkward moment when you miss 🍆💧🍑 so much. 😂 😂 😂
.
You even feel jealous when you put a key inside a lock. 💖

Girls have this tendency of slapping guys when
they are mad Never try that white movie thing on
me I will hospitalize you

Sometimes I ask myself who taught black
people the habbit of slapping a remote when
it’s not working

Some sins cant be forgiven!!!! I mean how can you use church wi-fi to download porn….

The thunder☇☇☇☇ that is gonna strike you….is still doing its press ups

Me: unlock your phone😏🙄🙄🙄

Her: Babie so are we going to breakup like this😓😓😓

Thats when you will know that ubufebe is real

Dear Ladies📝
If you could be could be a man for a day😉
What’s the first thing you would do?

Do you know that Nigeria lifted the world cup trophy this morning, and two minutes later I woke up

Thief: who is the son of God? 🔫

Congregation:goes 😐🤐🤐🤐.

Thief: who is the son of God,oh else I’ll shoot all of you?.

Mr Brown: ask the Pastor,he always said I am the child of God.

Pastor: uyanya I don’t know God or Jesus,I never been to heaven

Nyaa in class
Teacher: I want you guys to write a story..A composition,”Assume that you were in a war in 300 words”
Students starts to write while Nyaa folds his arms.The teacher approached Nyaa,
Teacher: Why are you not writing?
Nyaa: They killed me….immediately at the beginning of the war.

A nurse lost her cat in a hospital..she asked: Any one got a pussy?
All the woman stood up.
No I meant has any one seen a pussy?.All the men stood up.
No No No… she said “I meant has any one seen my pussy”?
All the doctors stood up