I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party.
Although nothing had happened, I decided not to mention it to wife, who being a suspicious person, could be very jealous.
Later that night, my wife and I were driving home in the car when I spotted a single high-heeled shoe under her seat.
When she wasn’t looking, I picked up the shoe and tossed it out of the window.
Later, as we got out of the car at home, my wife asked, “Honey, have you seen my other shoe?”
Life of a husband is so difficult and stressful!

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When a lady breaks up with a guy,
that move has been planned for more than a year in silence.
These people.

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WONDERS SHALL NEVER CEASE!!
*BREAKING* *NEWS* .
*Man sees his dead wife living with another man in Rusape*
A man from Chitungwiza James Chanda caused a heavy traffic jam today in Rusape. He said he travelled to Rusape a day before
yesterday being 3rd July 2018 to visit his one time colleague.
While walking along the street he stumbled on his wife who died two years ago in his home in Chitungwiza.
According to him, he said; ”my wife died of road traffic
accident two years ago and I
buried her in my home in Chitungwiza but I am shocked to see her with a man who was carrying her in a corrola(taxi). At first, I hesitated but I summoned courage and when I called her by her name, on turning to see me she disappeared”.
Our correspondent also said that the said man who was driving her in his corrola fainted on seeing what happened.
When he regained consciousness he narrated his own story saying that he had lived with her for 8months.He also said that she moved in with him after they met in a church and it was love at first sight. I have begged to meet her people and marry her. She told me she was all alone in town working but told me she was from Mutoko. I have many times requested that I meet her people but she would
decline saying that her people are evil. She decided we move in together before meeting her people after getting our firstborn child because she is seven months pregnant.

this world is tricky eh!.This is how I dreamt after eating sadza that’s why I don’t usually eat and sleep immediately😰😰
Thanks for reading…..have a good day

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Relationships last longer when there is forgiveness , honest , love , mpama , flying kick , ambulance and a police van frequenting the house .

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Some people will say Africa is not united, our countries went to the world cup together and came back together. So which unity is more than that???

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Slender girls
You are finishing panties for our kids in the shops!!! Grow up and get fat to wear your size nxaaaaaa

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•Single
•Taken
•Complicated
•Hoeing/febing
I dont know what is best for me

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5 perfect ways for a lady to be completely happy in life…
1. Be with a man who make you laugh always😁
2. Be with a man who give you his time🕟 and attention💑
3. Be with a man who take care of you always💅💆💇
4. Be with a man who really love you unconditionally👫 and the way you are😍😘
5. Make sure that all these 4 men (idiots) dont know each other!!!!!

Ladies try it and you will thank me later

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Xhosa and Zulu people don’t care what they did,
all they wanna know is who told you…!!

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I hate that friend who tell us to leave at a funeral
before eating

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A wise Chinese old man once said: 📰
.
“Shai Choi ting yang teng wong feng deng fung cho fungi ling” 👴🏾
.
And I actually agree with him because it’s for our own benefit

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These days when a girl has two kids with one father
you must know its twins.

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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Brenda: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Ruramai: By staying at home.

TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Nomsa: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

TEACHER : What type of coffee do we export in Kenya?
Naison: Coffee Olomide

TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Inno: Exami-nation

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Clever: Future impossible tense.

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Matt: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.

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Dating many women is one way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main women.
But it will take ages for women to understand this strategy

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