Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for R50 the kingdom scatters and the king disappears.

Dear Girls.
When we send you smses and you blue tick us, you must know that we are moving on.
We cant be waiting for Jesus and be waiting for you too. Never.

Guys that wear suit on their profile are stingy!!!!
Ladies are we together…..
😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

I have impregnated her last night and the baby’s name will be France!!!!

Boys will hurt you until you understand that
“sex Before Marriage Is A Sin”

He knows when your period ends but
he doesn’t know your birthday?
My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?

Can i take your picture?
I love taking pics of natural disasters

Girlfriend: babe why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?😕
Me: You told me to surprise you

whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋
Like I’m gonna love you so much,
I’m gonna get the government involved so you can’t leave

Never tell a girl that she’s ugly✋
Just find a polite way to say it😉
Just say: “Your face doesn’t make sense”

I always put my music on shuffle
but then get annoyed when
it doesn’t play the songs i want

Relationship stress will make you forget
to sit down in a Taxi

The person who took my shoes yesterday
while I was on McDonald’s Jumping Castle
please grow up marn, Nxa!! 😒😏
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If she asks for R200 let us make it R600
bafwethu🗣they’re our girlfriends

The first time I saw Sjava & Amanda
Black
I thought they were traditional
healers