Your mama’s tupperwares are more important than you

A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own message… Asibadlaleni guys.

My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member
but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh

I think there is a missing verse in the Bible.
The one that tells us that Satan also loves money to do hair and being taken out.
That could save us money as men.

2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager,
Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka..
We cant share alcohol with babies.

Just recieved ‘a stay away from my wife call’ and
i just asked that bustard ‘is this a threat??…..
dont you know that sharing is caring???’

The power of being single and hitting neighbour’s wife

Not giving your girlfriend money
is also part of women abuse!!!

Jealous baby mama will call you 02:25am
while you are deeply asleep with your new girlfriend
just to tell you that the baby is sleeping well
and she is breathing just fine😂😂😂😂

Some girls eeesh

People like writing TV because they can’t spell TellHerVison

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games

Sex in the shower is getting old✋
My brother put her in an oven then turn up the heat

When you thought they broke up then boom!!!
She posts him again

Those trucks which deliver petrol are not guarded
when they are not moving around😐
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

When you’re in Bed with Bae and
you so wanna play with her hair …..
but it’s on the Dressing Table

Once all engineering professors were sitting in one plane ✈
Before the take off there was an announcement. ” this plane is made by your students ”
All the professors stood up, ran outside, but the principal was still sitting.
One guy came back and asked ” you are not afraid ?”
The principal replied ” I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane ✈ won’t even start “