A man buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps
people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school
hours?
Son: At school. (Robot slaps son)
Son: Okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry potter. (Robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even
know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all “he is your son”!
(Robot slaps mom).

Its not always the devil sometimes its you!!

Stop accusing innocent guy devil

Sometimes when i’m drunk,
i just call the police just to tell them who killed Jesus!

Pitori loading…….anyone around mamelodi

Being single for too long its not good…..even if you are typing kissing on your phone, the auto-correct changes it to kidding and you cant even bother to type ‘bae’
😂😂😂💃

Evening all singles….

Rihana came with this tendency of wearing a top without bra……then girls in Africa copied. Boom the struggle is that some of African girls their boobs look like hospital drips with no water😂😂😂😂😂

How are you African girls

Ladies who always say ‘All men are dogs……!!’
Yes we are dogs but what type of dog is your dad????

😂😂Just passing here..

You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you
to reduce your age in a taxi

Somewhere in South Africa tomorrow in school
two learners will be fighting for a desk

Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?

You are single at the age of 33 yet you still ask guys:
“where did you get my number?”😐

Just imagine telling your kids you met their mother
on Facebook Free mode

Village people are very wicked
They can make you wear Vodacom t-shirt to an mtn interview

100 years from now, everybody reading this would have been dead,
so RIP in advance😉
Please don’t wish me the same

Breaking News!!!

A nine year old girl has dissappeared after
using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger

She blocked me then i called her and asked her to unblock me😐
Then i blocked her

Over 13 years of studying & it’s only today I got to know that the word “NEWSPAPER” was short form of North, East, West, South, Past And Present Events Report 😒😏
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I WANT MY SCHOOL FEES