When its too cold….men will apologise to her
even if she is wrong just to get🍑

The power of 🍑 vs winter
Lets not argue on this gents!!!!!

Somewhere in Limpopo they have already named a child ‘Croatia’
😂😂😂😂😂……..
Morning limpopians

People with dimples were fed on an empty feeding bottles🍼!!!!!

Case closed and good night in-advance with your dimples

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I am not going bath🛀🛁 until the temperature is above my age!!!

Dear future wife
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May God continue destroying your relationships until we meet!

🎩 I don’t like people who take drugs😐
Like Airport security for example.

If you wanna know the truth about yourself😉
Offend your neighbour..

I use six slices of bread to test if the sugar is enough
in the tea then after that i start eating…

Ever since I finished School I even forgot how to “Reed” and “Rite”

WHICH ONE DO YOU HAVE??👇🙋💁

-Gold tooth 😊
-Brackets (.)
-Silver tooth 😊
-Kiss kiss /
-Tattoo🤦🏽‍♀
-Hairy legs😝
-Small eyes👀
-Big eyes👂🏼
-Dimples
-Thick lips👄
-Gap tooth

There are only two kinds of people in this world:
Doctors and Patients

When I Show you a picture on my phone..
don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.
Just look.

If you can shave your eyebrows completely and redraw them with an eye pencil… Don’t ask for money to do your hair, you can equally shave your head bald n draw the weave of your choice😏😏🤷🏿‍♂️😂🤚🏽

I Curse the day i qualified for R90 Vodacom airtime advance 😭😭😭😭 and Now I’m running to MTN

She thinks ii gave her my number,
the first 3 digits is my bank balance R0.76..