Dear Beautiful Ladies Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty cause the day u get 2 likes, You’ll feel ugly!!!

Meeting someone new is very stressful You’ll have to start pretending like you have sense..!

I seriously need to stop flirting. I nearly got myself into a relationship. Yesess!!!

I really hate it when 2000 kids uses makeup instead of their baby powder

Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

Girl:Hallo,why are you smoking? Boy:I smoke because I want to Girl:You waste your life and money.See that BMW over there Continue Reading..

I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back with his teachers wallet

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. “To my loving Continue Reading..