Bob Walked Into A Bar Around 9:58 Pm

He Sat Down Next To A Blonde At The Bar And Stared Up At The Tv Just As The 10:00 Pm News Was Coming On.

The News Crew Was Covering A Story About A Man Preparing To Jump Off The Ledge Of A Building.

The Blonde Looked At Bob And Said: “Do You Think He’ll Jump?”

Bob To The Blonde: “You Know, I Bet He’ll Jump.”

The Blonde: “Well, I Bet He Won’t.”

Bob Placed 20 Bucks On The Table And Said: “You’re On!”

The Blonde Also Placed Her Money On The Bar, Suddenly The Guy On The Ledge Did A Swan Dive Off The Building, Falling To His Death.

The Blonde Was Very Upset, But Willingly Handed Her 20 Bucks To Bob Saying: “Fair’s Fair, Here’s Your Money.”

Bob: ” Look Ma’am I Can’t Take Your Money. I Saw This Earlier On The 5 Pm News So I Already Knew He Would Jump.”

The Blonde: “I Saw It Too, But I Never Thought He’d Do It Again.”

Bob Took The Money.

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Relationship Stress can make you look for a seatbelt in the toilet

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She was my crush until she said: “Blessing in discuss”😑
Instead of: “Blessing in these guys”

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Only black people will get mad at you for
not inviting them to your suprise party…

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If I owe you money and you find me eating at steers🍔🍟🍕
Just know that I’m eating leftovers😑
I have no money at all

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Saying: “Oh yeah, i get it”
Just so the teacher walks away.

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We can’t even get angry at our girlfriends because
there are those guys called: “I’m here for you”.

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I inboxed this girl 4 years back and she didn’t bother responding😑
Now I’ve put my uncle’s BMW on my profile picture and now she responded saying: “eish sorry there’s a problem of network here, I’m fine and you?”.

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Drinking lots of water can make you mind your own business😕
You can spend lots of time urinating instead of gossiping.

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The worse part about being in a relationship is that
you have to take a bath on weekends also…

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As long as i work at the mortuary
No girl will be burried as a virgin..

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Always Smile , Dress Well , Act Calm So that
When you Fart In Public, No One Will
Suspect you

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When days are dark….
Just go and buy electricity,
it’s got nothing to do with your friend

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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Women know nothing about fridges.

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If someone asks about your educational background, proclaim boldly that:

Church is my college.
Heaven is my university.
Father God is my counselor.
Jesus is my principal.
Holy Spirit is my teacher.
Angels are my classmates.
Bible is my textbook.
Temptations are my exams.
Overcoming Satan is my hobby.
Winning souls for God is my assignment.
Receiving eternity is my degree.
Praise and Worship are my slogan

Did u just say Amen?

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