Some people Chew Chappies until it turns into A Bostick.

7year old’s having Iphones.. when I was 7 I had a plastic phone that went tring tring, whoof whoof, can Continue Reading..

If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him Continue Reading..

Teacher : Peace give me two pronouns…. 🙎 Peace : 😕 who, me?? Teacher : very good!! 👏🙌

I don’t like picking call from fat people 🙆 their hello can swallow airtime ☹️

Love is a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world

Tonight is the longest night of the year, its sad you gonna spend it alone 😔

We spend lots of money buying clothes but we never realise that the best moments of life are enjoyed without Continue Reading..