Dear satan….
Stop hiding behind bo katlego……we all know its you!!!!

A Real Girlfriend Kneels Down When
Answering Her Boyfriend’s Call

The number she is refusing to give you is the same number
another guy just deleted.Dont kill yoself my broda

Self employed and not yet working
are the biggest companies on Facebook

Relationships requires alot of hard work That Won’t pay out at the end… how many times did you stay loyal to someone but still you got hurt at the end?? it’s never too late to showoff your febing skills.

If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day

Sometimes You Gotta Text Her “Babe
I’m At The Mall Let Me Know If You Want Anything ASAP”
Then SWITCH OFF THE PHONE

Doctors be like
€££¥!^¿~~ `•>pd$^^^;:”‘_₩£€’

Go to the pharmacy and buy those pills

Those guys have got their own handwriting

After having tlof tlof (sex) with a fat girl…….

Her: babie have you seen my panty?

Me: no i can only see a green vest on the floor!

Her:😡😳😞😞

Nice lunch fat ones

Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best

If you are happy in relationship
it means you are a side chick bcoz
main chick never sleep in peace my sista

If God wanted your girlfriend to have Brazilian hair
she would have been born in Brazil.
My brothers let’s not confuse our ancestors.

Don’t rush into another relationship after a breakup. …
.wait for at least 15-20mins