Girls who wear glasses will steal your man
and act like they didn’t see…
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When the cameraman is your boyfriend
you appear more frequently on the church screen
than the preacher
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The way ladies cross the road infront of beautiful and expensive cars like Range Rover, Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes benz its not the same way they do infront of avanza, quantum, siyaya and nyathi😂😂😂😂😂….
I have been looking and wondering about this for so long.
But why ladies tell us😂😂😂😂😂
Lemme sleep
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When a girl keep starring at you.
There are two things involved,
it’s either she likes you or she’s farting slowly
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Since when do men bath everyday
We are losing our culture
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When the UBER guy drives you to your boyfriend’s place
then the driver ask you
I’ve dropped lots of girls here.what do you do ?
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A wife can remind you of what you said
in your previous birth… Beware!!
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Boy u sooooo black when the gang tried shooting at
in the dark the bullet turned around and
asked the owner for a flashlight…
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There were six fish in a bowl 3 drowned and 3 died
how many fish are left?
3 because fish can’t drown
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knock knock.Who’s there? Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind,its pointless.
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“I DON DIE”
Is when u r oweing your landlord house rent for one year, and u go to the eatery and snap yourself when u are eating fried with chicken, and you come online and write, feeling rich with your landlord and 52 others
My brother better apply in the eatery, don’t come back to that house again
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What do you call a cow on a trampoleen
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A { milkshake } ♧♡♢♤
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Q:What time did the man go to the dentist.?
A:Tooth hurry.
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Couples are Busy chasing Money Together ,
meanwhile wena And Your Gorilla Are still Arguing
Who should Text First,,, Hayyyiii Tsek
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I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED “JAY”☺☝
BUT IN SHORT I CALL HIM “J”
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I need a girlfriend
who works at the radio station📻
even when she says”Love I’m at work”
I just turn on the radio,just to be sure
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