After a few drinks i become very alert.
When i cross the road:
I look left and right for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplanes, look down for bombs, look back for kidnappers, hold my bag tight and watch the person beside me then walk zigzag to avoid bullets

5yrs old girl asked her mother: ‘ Mummy do all angels fly? Her mother replied; “Yes…. they do and why do you ask?” The girl said when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid “My angel” Mummy will she fly? Mummy replied…. “Yes dear! She will fly back to her village tomorrow and she will never return again

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine then switched it off again, then he said “we have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the bus fare, the 2nd guy said “Thank you”, the 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking that the 3rd guy knew that they are being robbed, but then the driver asked “what was that for”, the 3rd guy replied “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us”

Whoever cooked the food I ate in my dream,
please try to reduce salt n pepper next time
Thank you

A teacher told his class that 2X + 2X= 4😐

Rich got up and said: “It’s a lie!!!”😑

The teacher got angry😠 and said: “I have been teaching for past five years, so i know what I’m saying!!!”😟😞

Rich also said: “I have also been in this class for seven years now!!

She told me she was coming to my place by 9 pm, But she came by 7 pm and caught me with another woman…
How can i forgive her for lying to me??😕
She’s not trustworthy

“SHORT TEMPER”
I almost told my wife that i caught my girlfriend
with another man

I Won’t Let My Daughter Marry A Guy Like Me, Never!

She said…..
“I’m not Confused he Broke up With me ….
I’m confused because I didn’t know we were Dating”

Msunu Is When You Take Ur Girlfriend To The Movies
After When You Cheated..
And The Guy On A Movie Cheat Until The Movie Ends!!!