Did you know???
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A male’s private organ is the lightest thing in the world
and can be lifted by just thinking.
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You’re pregnant and you’re watching TV
with your parents….
Then boom an advertise of a condom
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Smoking reduces your life by 5 minutes
Laughter prolongs your life by 5 minutes
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Conclusion : a laughing smoker never dies.
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Man : “bby the way I love you,
I would even swim through an ocean just for you”
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Woman : “Really honey?”
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Man : “No I’m kidding dear, there are sharks in there”
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Wife : “I wish I was a newspaper so
I could be in your hands everyday”
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Man : “Me 2 I wish you were a newspaper
so I could have a new one everyday”
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Doc to an injured Patient
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Doctor : “how did this happen??
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Man : “My wife kicked me out”
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Doctor : “but it is not worth jumping down from a 2nd floor.
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Man : “doctor, you dont understand……I said she kicked me out literally”
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Thami was late for class and the teacher asked him were was he was? Thami:mam, i had a dream that i was playing soccer
Teacher :so what?
Thami: we had extra time and penalties
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Decade = 10 years
Century = 100 years
Millennium = 1,000 years
A girl tells you we will be Together forever = 1month
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Knock Knock😀
Who’s there?
Europe😊
Europe Who?
I AM NOT A POO
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(Be careful and wise). One day i was just sitting in my room relaxing, i heard my phone rings, it was unknowing number from outside the country. I answered hello nigga, the (guy) fine nigga. Am Jerry calling from London, i my speaking to Eto’o? I said no because i don’t know anyone called Jerry from London. The (guy) oh, but this is Eto’o phone number? I said yes but Eto’o is also in London living noba 30th titi ohji ohle av street, you can reach him there in London. The (guy) oh, oh, Ohoo, London far. Abeg when he come back home, tell him i called from Lagos with international number okay. Hahaha, mugu maga.
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Girl : ” bby I think we should start thinking about the future…..
having children”
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Me : “me?…..you?….children?….Are you sure you are ok??”
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Mother to son
“Hey you child I’m warning you,
if you fall down from that tree and break both your legs
don’t come running to me”.
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Last night I kissed my neighbour’s daughter in a dream
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This morning she looks at me like
nothing happened between us just think
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Those who are heart broken💔💔
I’m selling super glue
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My Nephew is turning 3 tomorrow,
but due to the tight budget we not gonna tell him
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It Takes exactly 3 hours to TURN ON a girl
who drinks Heineken
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