Imagine “You go to the drug shop to buy poison to
kill yourself but you still wait for your change…😳😳😳😳😳
are you serious?! “
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Here I have two friends
(1) gives me adivises to be rich
(2) the other one gives me more money
(3) who is better than the other
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As i struggle along nd they say i have nothing,
but they are so wrong.in my heart im rejoicing,
how i wish they could see.
Thank you lord fo your blessings on me
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If your name is Johanna and
I marry you can we call it marijuana
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A man read d story of Daniel
Nd decided to praticalise it he went inside d lion zone nd he passed d first loin nothing happen nd he said (god s at work) he went inside
Behold d sound of bones were heard
Nd its was written d man die
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‘Stop telling jokes dad ‘{Son}
Nah I already made you{Dad}
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Teacher: “John, write a sentence on the board.”
Little John wrote: “My penis in your hand.”
.
The teacher slap poor little John.
.
Little John: “Oh my!! I forgot to put a space between pen and is.!”
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Mama: Baby say ”mama”
Baby: M… Ma–
Mama: Omg you can do it baby! Just say ”ma…ma”
Baby: M…Ma…Mark Zuckerberg.
Kaway- kaway sa nasendang ng “I’m mark….” Fake new yan mga tol haha
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Snakes for sale :
Adders – R80
Cobras – R70
Mambas – R90
Vipers – R100
Pythons – R120
Girls – R1000 ……..
Support Local Businesses
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Plis my people prey for me i am righting inglish agein dis yeah , i have been feilling sins 2009 but dis yeah i am redi and confeedent i will pass weith an A
Do u think i wheel made it?
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DID YOU KNOW?
Scientists are still investigating why boys wake up at 07:30
and manage to be at class at 07:45
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Due to VAT increase Maths has also increased,
1+1 is no longer equal to 2.
1+1=3
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“He who finds a wife, should leave other
girls alone.”
A very powerful quote, although some
people wouldn’t be happy.
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Ladies!!
If a boy invites you to his house and his
friends are leaving one by one.
Follow the last person!!
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95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is
pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me
tel u a story. A hunter, in a hury grabed an
umbrela instead of his gun and went into
the jungle. He saw a lion, pointed the
umbrela the lion and pulled the handle.
BANG!! The lion fell to the ground and
died!’ Old man: ‘No ways! Some1 must
have shot the lion for him!’
Doc: “EXACTLY!”
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Being single for a long period of time is
dangerous. Once you see how peaceful it
is, you don’t even wanna deal with people.
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