When I drink alcohol…
Everyone says I’m alcoholic.
But… When I drink Fanta..
No one says I’m fantastic.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table
in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL.
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Just saw the most smartest person
when I was in front of the mirror.
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on my
energy saving mode.
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Whenever i have a problem,
I just sing, Then i realize
my voice is worse than
my problem.
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When I’m on my deathbed,
I want my final words to be
“I left one million dollars in the
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Everyone has an annoying friend.
If you don’t have one, it’s probably you
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We all have that one skinny friend
that eats more than fat person
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I think my iPhone is not working.
I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
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I’m a good person as i know my best respect
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If your girlfriend is pretty and
a lot of guys want her,
that’s another reason to keep her
and treat her right.
You got what they can’t have.
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Every problem comes with solution,
but my GF don’t have.
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WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,
They Always Look Good,
IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….
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Man ask a trainer in the gym:
“I want 2 impress that girl… ,
which machine can I use?”
Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
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Love is a long sweat dream &
marriage is an alarm clock..
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Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful…
Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.
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