Sesigqobhoze amakhekhe kaKhisimusi sinegundwane.

Mina: “Malume, you look worried ‘yazi.”

Malume: “Ngiyabonga mshana, kush’ukuthi ing’phethe kahle le Nivea.”

English yami mayingakukhathazi mngani, mina ngikhuluma i-English Literacy hhayi i-Pure English.

Uma ufuna indoda enemali, cacisa phela ukuthi enamalini.

Relationship yami ithule nje, angazi noma kwehliswe ivolume noma kushe i-speaker.

Dear mazumba,

Asali ukuthi nishuthe nezintombi zethu,
indaba niyona nge-caption uma senithi MyTwin.

Imali engiyaziyo eyephepha nensimbi, eyezinwele nezinzipho angiyazi mina

Umuntu akunyathele ngo-size 12, uma eqeda athi sorry. Hhayi bo! Biza i-ambulance, ngiphukile!

Uma sekumele akhumule i-weave uzwa esethi: “Mina vele ngizifanela nobaba wami nje

Niyakhumbula abafana ababili besikhohlisa bethi Gqom Is The Future?

Baphi bona?

Nisuke nabadelela kakhulu abazali nathi nizobuya January, yathi imvula nangizwa ngobani?

Usathi uyhlalele kini uzwe kukhala iGate
,mawubheka Yiiiiiiiiiiih!! yi Ex yakho
nabazali bakhe.Ubaleke uyeRoomin
yakho…….Uzibuze uziphendule”Engabe bazothini
nah? “….”Kukhona into abayfunayo
kumama? ..Hhai bebengeke beqhubane yonke
lendlela for lokho”……”Mhlawumpe bazonglobola
“……”Bengithanda vele yena lomfana
marnhh “……”Yessss!!!! Bazonglobola,Ei
sh kungcono ngfonele u Bitch wami Umngani
ngimxoxele ngalezindaba ezimnandi,Hhayi ngcono
nglinde kqala, “…After 5 minutes ubizwe
e Lounge,Uqale uzlungise madafakha uze
ufake neduku uthi “Syabangena tonight
“…Umufika eLounge ubingelele
ngenhlonipho”Sanibonani Bo baba
“…..Abuze umawakho”Nguye Lo ” Bavume
“Yebo Nguyena Lo ” kukhale “Gugu gugu
gugu “inhliziyo ngapha uya smiler smiler
Abuze umawakho “Mtanami Yiqiniso ukuthi
wena wathatha I jersey lalomfana le Adidas??

Since Ngacala Ukujola Nomuntu Oy1 Izinto Zami Azilungi

Mara Ni Sure Ukuthi iMedical Aid Ayi Swipe Utjwala

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