Ufake iGate le remote kukhambe igezi while u away🙄 ulale estradini angithi uRishi wena

Ukhiphe iWeave uzwe kuthiwa “Aibo kanti uMugabe akafanga yini😳😳

Me: Mngani vuka
Friend : Hhmm 😴😴😴
Me: Mngani vuka nayi ibeer🍻
Friend: 😲😲 Iphi?

Mention that Friend of yours

Ama boyfriend wenu talk a lot on the phone, once wam’ vakashela ukupha amaLemon Cream adlale no music ka Sjava athule athi duuuu🤫, after every 10min umuzwe athi…… “yaaaah ng’yakuzwa ke ma-Phindi-Phindi”✋

Sorini kancane 🙏ngyazi ni busy
☝️Ikhona yin indawo edayisa utshwala nge Medical Aid la KwaMashu ??

Izolo sike sa-Complainer nge mayonnaise engamnandanga✋sidakiwe
Mangvuka ekuseni nansi isavaliwe
Kodwa angiyitholi i-aqueous cream

Ladies if Uke Watshelwa Ukuthi🍑 💦Umnandi 🤸🏾‍♂️ 😋
Kodwa awulotsholiwe ngithi mtakama☝️ ungalahli ithemba 🙏Basazodlala ngawe✋

Usungangithathela nje intombi yami ✋
Ngoba nakhu i- weak 👐 Kodwa ke loluya Pete luyangthanda😋 ingwijikhwebu yami🤢

Ethi esabhize nedogstyle azofune ukukuqabula 😘nawe usuyotshekisa intamo engathi ushawe i- stroke🤢 azonibulala lama relationship✋

Eish January Uyeza nawo ✋
Sizobe Sivimba Ama Matric Afuna Ukudla i-Steel Wool🤷‍♂️
Nkosi ibanathi😭namabhodwe🙏

Amadodenu☝️eseyikhiphil’imali yokuluka kumaSideChick🥰seksele Nina👈 AboMy futureWife iyakufanela iNaturalHair🤢nobuso ubunegwinci

Ayikho iRelationship Ephumelela njenge Yabantu Ababi — Ave Zijola Kamnandi iy’Nunu

Asina choice gents sobashada💍noma bethela chicken spice enyameni yenkomo🐃