Whites: “The Expendables.”

Blacks: ” Le movie enez’tarring zodwa.”

Angilele ngiyacabanga la, ubani owake wezwa iphoyisa linuka i-perfume? Or umthetho awuvumi?

“Hlala phansi, angeke ufe uma ungayanga lapho!” 💔 😭

Lapho mina ngiyezwa ukuthi ngizofa. 😭

Sekufe 4 wamapleti 🍽 kamama ekhishini, phela u”Nails done” ubegeza izitsha.

Konje kusasa kuqala ama-advert kaBack To School? 🤔

Pep noJet kade balulinda lolu suku.

Bazogxumbuzisa ama-veg kwi-mayonnaise bese bethi yi-salad.

Bese niyeka ukushutha eduze kwezimoto zabantu, nizothakathelwa ubala.

Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎

Nithi nisahlezi kahle ebumnandini, kuphathiswe umuntu wakho ibhodlela, abuye engaliphethe athi: “Kuthiwa kushoda u-R4.”

Ubhlokhe uSphelele abuye senguPerpendicular Pelepele The Unblockable Pels.

Ngiyavuma nizongiphuzisa namuhla, kodwa musani ukungisabisa ngokuthi: “Sizokushiya uma uphapha

Mina angeke ngikhontrolwe yikhalenda, never! 🤚🏽
Futhi nje, happy Valentine’s Day bathandi bamahlaya esiZulu.

UTira uthi uzovula iqembu lakhe likamaskandi next year, AmaTira Amahle.

Abaphuzayo baphuze fast, uDisemba uyaphela next week!

Ayikho indoda eyenzana i-profile picture, ngaphandle uma wena nonyoko nazi ukuthi nayenzani ingane yabantu. 🤔