“Ungowakwethu wena!”

Is very important uma usaha

Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”

Imithetho Elishumi Nanye Okumele Igcinwe Yizivakashi Kulo Disemba:
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1. Ungalivuli i-fridge lami ungafakanga lutho kulo ngoba asikuhlanganiselanga okuphakathi.
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2. Uma uvakashile, fika no-plastic kanye negrosa, ucabanga ukuthi uzodla ukudla kwabani? 🤨
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3. Uma uvakashile yisho ukuthi uzohamba nini, futhi usheshe uhambe ngoba sizogcina singasakuthandisisi.
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4. Uma uvuka, cleaner ngoba asizwani namavila, kodwa uma u-cleaner ungashintshi lutho ngoba kayacika uma usukhuthele kakhulu.
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5. Ungazithethisi izingane zalapha ekhaya, uma zi-spoiled khumbula ukuthi zikubo, uwena osuke kini weza la kubo.
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6. Ungafiki namaCDs akho, lapha ekhaya kudlala ezethu izingoma kuze kuse, uma ungazithandi ungalokothi uzishintshe ngoba sizokubuka kabi maqede sikuxoshe.
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7. Ungayi njalo e-toilet ngoba asizwani nephunga esingalijwayele kanti futhi namanzi ayakhokhelwa.
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8. Uma sekuzofika izinsuku zakho zokuhamba uqikelele ukuthi imali iphelele ngoba asinayo eyokukugibelisa uma usuphindela emuva, asikulethanga futhi asikubizanga.
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9. Ungabi nabangani ozobathola ngapha ngoba isigcino uzobavakashisa lapha ekhaya kanti kwawena uvakashile bese uba nesidina more.
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10. Nge-New Year’s Eve kumele kuhlukanise ingoma kaLokhuza, uma kungenjalo sonke sizo-complainer. Ukhozi FM sizolucisha uma kuhlukanise ingoma esingayifuni bese sidlala uLokhuza ngefoni, wena-ke waphuma eceleni ungaphinde ubuye lapha ekhaya ngoba uyaphapha.
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11. Ziphathele i-charger yakho kanye nophaqa, bonus points uma uziphathele ne-adapter plug. Sizozwana.

I can’t wait to buy a car, ngizikhiphe nabangani bami abangenazimoto. Sithi sisahlale 30min e-clubbin bese ngithi: “Sengi-right bef’ethu, asinyakaze.

What If iSoulMate Yakho uMlungu🤔? And Wena uBusy Nabantu Bakwa Chonco

Uthi uyamduduza umuntu uthi kuzolunga, avele athi: “Nini?”

Ngizokwazi ngani-ke mina?

Ukube bekuya ngami, bengizohlala ngi-single,
manje-ke le nto 🍆 ayilidli ipapa.

“Festa!”

“Tsego!”

“Teti!”

“Foti!”

“Fifti!”

“Siksti!”

“Mina ngiyi-ollie!”

Akudleki nokudla ngiyagula, umakhelwane uthenge imoto nosofa abasha.

Uya kanjani ku 2020 neBoyfriend engakaze ikuyise Restaurant 😂

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

“Lizbethe mngani,
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Ngithi angikulobele le migqa embalwa ngikwazise ngesimanga esangehlakalela ngeSonto eledlule.
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Phela ngangiphuma enkonzweni ngalolu nyanyavu engaluthengelwa nguThibhoz noMdelwa, ngadlula kulesi sitolo esidayisa izincwadi zamaKhrestu (Christian bookshop). Ngangiyofuna iBhayibheli elisha njengoba leli ebengilisebenzisa linamakhasi angasaphelele.
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Nakhu-ke phela sengibona le bumper sticker ebhalwe ukuthi: HOOT IF YOU LOVE JESUS. Ngisithenge, kwazise phela ngangivuselelekile enkonzweni. Ngiphume estolo ngiyonameka le sticker ngemuva ebhuthini, qede ngingene emotweni neBhaybheli lami elisha.
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Indaba phela seyenzeka sengifika erobhothini, ngifike libomvu, ngime. Angibonanga noma selishintshile irobhothi, phela ngangisathathekile yinkonzo yangalelo langa. Ngizwe imoto esemva kwami ihutha, ngivele ngewindi ngiphakamise isandla ngibingelela.
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“Jesus Christ! Go, go! Just go!” kusho lo mlungu osemva kwami.
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Ngajabula ukuzwa ukuthi uJesu uhamba phambili kule ndawo. Zonke izimoto ezazisemva kwami zase zihutha lokhu okumangazayo, kwangijabulisa ukubona uthando olungaka lwabantu bekhombisa ukuthanda uJesu. Ngaphakamisa isandla ngikhombisa injabulo, ngathi ngiphosa amehlo erobhothini ngalibona selibomvu futhi.
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Ngezwa enye indoda ithi: “Sunny beach.” Ngabona ukuthi ungowaseThekwini, nakhona bayamthanda uJesu. Omunye umshayeli wangivezela umunwe ophakathi nendawo, ngabuza umzukulu wami uPapi owayehleli ngemuva ukuthi kusho ukuthini lokho. Wathi yi-sign yaseMelika esho ukuthi uJesu umthanda ngenhliziyo yakho yonke. Nami-ke angibange ngisapholisa amaseko, ngamvezela owami umunwe lo mlisa.
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Ngabona bonke abantu bephuma ezimotweni zabo beqonde kimi. Ngathi ngithi nhla erobhothini, ngathola umbala uluhlaza. Ngabona kungcono ngihambe, ngaphatheka kabi nokho ukushiya abangani bami ngemuva. Ngicabanga ukuthi babefuna ukuzobuza ukuthi ngikhonza kuphi.
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Ngathi ngiqeda kusuka nje, lashintsha futhi irobhothi laba bomvu, kwangiphatha kabi lokho ukuthi abangani bami ngibashiya ngemuva ngasuka ngedwa. Ngabona kungcono ngibavezele umunwe okokugcina, ukubakhombisa ukuthi uJesu ngimthanda kangakanani. Lapho-ke wavele waphela yinsini uPapi, ngicabanga ukuthi wayechazwa yile ndlela emnandi kangaka ye-sign language yaseMelika.
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Ngethemba ukuthi ngiyophinde ngibabone labaya bantu abanomusa kangaka, sizoxoxa ngezwi leNkosi.
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Yimina,
uTryphina”

girl: “Uyithathephi inamba yami?”

boy: “Ngiyiwine kuVodacom ShakeUp Summer.”

Vodacam uphisana ngo-2GB kulabo abafunde igama lokuqala ngendlela efanele.

Bayakuhleba uma u-pregnant, uma sewutetile bathi: “Ngiphe yena.”

Abangani benu girls, anginamona shem. 😕

Zanele: “Ukuphi babe? Sengise-town.”

Mkhusta: “Hamba uye ka-Build It, kukhona i-truck lezitina nosimende, ufike ugibele lona, liza ekhaya.”