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Uthi usazihlalele kamnandi e beach wena nomndeni wakho kuvele kuqhamuke abantu bakwa zungu no zulu ne ntaba yewashingi



Ngishuthe ugogo nge flash light and kuyimanje ngibizelwa
I family meeting kuthiwa ngishaye ugogo ngezulu

Mhla layeka ukubhema Insango Niyobona ukuthi iPost Ayinayo iVolume..


Yimpilo bani leโ€ฆ
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. Itโ€™s WORLDโ€™S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know โ€ฆ!!!

Homemade yellow bones Iโ€™m not happy with your necks ๐Ÿ™„
You canโ€™t be Beyonce and Susan on muvhango at the same time ๐Ÿ˜‚


Iamahlaya esizulu ngiyawacela uma uthela is way
I emanzini ufake icofee kuphums INI?


Ayihlafune usis I chewing gum ubungasazi loba se washa isitshubo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
mxii yaz ngizam ukuthi lilale kahle

Kanti uRamaphosa uzosiculela nini ngoba uZuma ngaleskhathi wayeseqalile ngomshini wakhe๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed โ€œigundwane,igundwane weee!!!!โ€๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
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So they decided to inform room service but they both donโ€™t know the English word for โ€œigundwaneโ€๐Ÿ
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Rich: Hello room service๐Ÿ˜ž
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?๐Ÿ˜ฏ
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry๐Ÿ˜
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them๐Ÿ˜•
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Rich: Jerry is here!


WALALA WABHEKA PHEZULU๐Ÿ˜’โ˜IBELE LANGENA EKHWAPHENI๐Ÿ˜ฒโœ‹โœ‹

MY CISTER LET ME TELL YOUโ€ฆGAME IS OVER


Kwathiwa esklleni asikhulume isngisi, uSakhile sukulonke belokhu ethi โ€œwowโ€

Husband:bbes uwentani ngesitifiketi setfu semshado
Wife:ngibuka kutsi espire nini


Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babe๐ŸŒน
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FMโ€ฆ.
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