Uthi usazihlalele kamnandi e beach wena nomndeni wakho kuvele kuqhamuke abantu bakwa zungu no zulu ne ntaba yewashingi
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Ngishuthe ugogo nge flash light and kuyimanje ngibizelwa
I family meeting kuthiwa ngishaye ugogo ngezulu
Ngendlela omnyama ngayo sengathi wazalwa ukhanulwa
Mhla layeka ukubhema Insango Niyobona ukuthi iPost Ayinayo iVolume..
Yimpilo bani leโฆ
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. Itโs WORLDโS THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know โฆ!!!
Homemade yellow bones Iโm not happy with your necks
You canโt be Beyonce and Susan on muvhango at the same time
Iamahlaya esizulu ngiyawacela uma uthela is way
I emanzini ufake icofee kuphums INI?
Ayihlafune usis I chewing gum ubungasazi loba se washa isitshubo
mxii yaz ngizam ukuthi lilale kahle
Kanti uRamaphosa uzosiculela nini ngoba uZuma ngaleskhathi wayeseqalile ngomshini wakhe
Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed โigundwane,igundwane weee!!!!โ
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So they decided to inform room service but they both donโt know the English word for โigundwaneโ
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Rich: Hello room service
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them
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Rich: Jerry is here!
WALALA WABHEKA PHEZULUIBELE LANGENA EKHWAPHENI
MY CISTER LET ME TELL YOUโฆGAME IS OVER
Kwathiwa esklleni asikhulume isngisi, uSakhile sukulonke belokhu ethi โwowโ
Husband:bbes uwentani ngesitifiketi setfu semshado
Wife:ngibuka kutsi espire nini
Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babe
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FMโฆ.
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Uthengeni ngeShumi lakho eskolen Enzoh?
Athenganga Lutho dlale istokofela faka ukhipha ishumi libuye selufafrandi
Akehlulwa ilutho uJesu kodwa yabona umkhaba kosisi yamncamisa angkhathali.